Lies internet people have told you

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  • mscheftg
    mscheftg Posts: 485 Member
    Daze97 wrote: »
    Other than their name, occupation, where they are from, what they actually look like (vs photoshop facial), how old they are, if they have any kids or not and why their high school prom photo from 1987 is the only picture they could upload at the moment...I have found everyone to be perfectly honest.

    you have good luck then!
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    "Every woman I meet wants me and even some men want me too"

    yeah, sure dude.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    "I only talk to you"
    "You're different than the rest of the girls"
    "I'm not married"
    "You're captivating"

    :s save your lies for someone who cares *kitten* boy

    I think it's *kitten* boi. Also, I'd say #4 isn't a far stretch from the truth. ;)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    You mean the internet has the potential to lie to me? Say itsn't so. :grimace:
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    edited March 2018
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    This is a no make up and no filter photo, taken in the moment.

    "Then why does it say from Camera roll?"

    "OH, UHH, I LIKE THE CAMERA APP BETTER." :/
  • MarineArmyVeteran1978
    MarineArmyVeteran1978 Posts: 69 Member
    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    "Every woman I meet wants me and even some men want me too"

    yeah, sure dude.

    No way anybody would say that and be serious...
  • MarineArmyVeteran1978
    MarineArmyVeteran1978 Posts: 69 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    ilovetrees145 wrote: »
    There are some people on here I do NOT believe that they are as young as they say they are.

    I really am 21!

    21? Yeah right! More like 19 with a fake I.D.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    MarineArmyVeteran1978 wrote: »
    Just_J_Now wrote: »
    "Every woman I meet wants me and even some men want me too"

    yeah, sure dude.

    No way anybody would say that and be serious...

    I hope he was kidding but it sounds like he truly believes it based on how much he toots his own horn.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    That they have said to me?
    Oh I won’t even go there
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    You're the only person I believe when they say that

    I still don't really get it
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    Swear to god, the first time I ever installed Kik I used it for ~18 months and never sent a single naughty pic.

    Course that changed when I realized it was huge but my point is it's possible to use it for chat.
  • marissafit06
    marissafit06 Posts: 1,996 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    This conversation makes me feel old. :/

    Do ppl use that and what'sapp?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    That I live in Texas.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    marissafit06 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    This conversation makes me feel old. :/

    Do ppl use that and what'sapp?

    Yeah to exchange recipes of all things
  • marissafit06
    marissafit06 Posts: 1,996 Member
    edited March 2018
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    marissafit06 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    This conversation makes me feel old. :/

    Do ppl use that and what'sapp?

    Yeah to exchange recipes of all things

    Recipes for tacos, cream, eggplants, mushrooms, sausages, girls with cups. and similar such things it sounds like from these threads.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    marissafit06 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    marissafit06 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    "Kik? Haha, what's that?"

    That was actually me until a couple months ago

    This conversation makes me feel old. :/

    Do ppl use that and what'sapp?

    Yeah to exchange recipes of all things

    Recipes for tacos, cream, eggplants, mushrooms, sausages, girls with cups. and similar such things it sounds like from these threads.

    Yes:)
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I don't have kids. These are my sister's children and that is my sister
  • OHammykins
    OHammykins Posts: 97 Member
    Drinking this tea will help you lose weight...

    Sure! Provided I have a balanced diet and exercise regularly while I'm drinking it!! :D
  • basic_bro
    basic_bro Posts: 41 Member
    You are the best
  • basic_bro
    basic_bro Posts: 41 Member
    I need more time
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    “Hi I am a prince in Nigeria, I have lots of money but need your bank account information to wire it to you. Then I can come visit you in your country.”

    Never trusting @2VORNT2V again....
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Internet people don't lie. It's against tos.
  • barefootboatnik
    barefootboatnik Posts: 134 Member
    edited June 2018
    Now I'm second guessing everything I've ever been messaged..
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
    That giving them my bank account details was ok, just so they could pay in the money I won in a competition I didn’t remember entering.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

    This.. a few times
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I'm basically separated, we don't even sleep in the same room. Pretty much roommates.

    This.. a few times

    I wish this were a lie for me. :/

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