Say something you would never actually say to someone

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  • CarvedTones
    CarvedTones Posts: 2,340 Member
    edited April 2018
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    <to someone you haven't seen in ages> Woah! The years have not been kind!
    <I have silently thought this a few times>
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    jojo6mfp wrote: »
    I’m attracted to you

    You wouldn't say this to someone ever?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Damn.. you weren't just hit with the ugly stick, it was a branch and you hit every one coming down out of that tree.
    You got a face that would make babies cry.

    I want you to get me pregnant
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
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    Ill share my taco with you
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    I don't want to share my taco with you

    Well fine. I won't share my pizza with you.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    It's so nice to hear you constantly bragging about yourself.
  • sandy_taylor13
    sandy_taylor13 Posts: 194 Member
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    Yea, you're fat. Deal with it. Get off the couch and put down the candy bar.
  • 2aycocks
    2aycocks Posts: 415 Member
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    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    Your mom was better.

    Uhhh yep! Your name would be exactly what you were too! Dead man walking!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Are you ever going to get to the *kitten* point?
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    Let's get married.

    Ahhh ...well the night's still young little momma ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Sure, go ahead and tell your husband.

    I'm sure that he won't mind at all.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    You should probably work on those moves a little! :#
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »
    Put on these steel toed boots and kick me as hard as you can in the crotch

    How about stilettos :D

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