My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    didnt like that my idea of Vegan is peppers and onions on my steak
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Lol.your funny.
    Vegetarian not vegan ;)

    He ate a raw bloodied steak like an animal..could have at least used napkin aftetrwarfs. Jeeze. :D
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
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    She talked about blood a lot...gave me concerns...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She didnt like me staring into her soul with my dead lifeless eyes.
  • sarah_irish_2001
    sarah_irish_2001 Posts: 32 Member
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    She vampired me
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    I guess biting someones a no no one the first date? :D
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Renegade770 wrote: »
    Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks

    :D
    I told him I was a witch and he didnt believe me, so I turned him into a toad. Jk :D
  • kpsyche
    kpsyche Posts: 345 Member
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    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    Renegade770 wrote: »
    Actually i wouldnt mind, lol but in the spirit of the forum....I got tired of making excuses at work for bite marks

    :D
    I told him I was a witch and he didnt believe me, so I turned him into a toad. Jk :D

    Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He escaped :D lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I accidentally stumbled into her basement while searching for the Restroom
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She told me she fell in love with someone else on her way to the restroom
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    he said he had just been dumped moments ago
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She thought I was being untruthful when I said I was madly & deeply in love with her moments after I was dumped by she who will not be named
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »
    She thought I was being untruthful when I said I was madly & deeply in love with her moments after I was dumped by she who will not be named

    :D

    I took all the meat out his burrito, than ate it lol.he said, that's it out of love now! :D
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    She explained the euphemism "meat out of his burrito" and I fled.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He refused to wash his hands, said the mud "built character"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He had mud prints on his junk :joy:
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    We just weren’t that into each other
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    We were both looking for someone with more hair on their head us

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