We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't
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All she did was wreck my bed and in the morning she kicked me in the head...1
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Loved me but not my kid.0
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His feet stank and he had Vampire toes!0
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Ouch0
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He said that every little love nibble I tried to give him.
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She told me that she would catch all the Pokémon for me, but only delivered on 80% of her promise. Very disappointed.0
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I didn’t “Spring forward” for daylight savings time...0
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I told him I was done having kids0
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Her activities never included me0
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She wouldnt let me keep naked men in my friends list 0
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She always made my brown eyes blue...0
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He wished my brown eyes were blue0
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Heterochromia was not an option to her...0
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Hazel green was not his preference0
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I only heard what I wanted to hear and disregarded the rest...0
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Always agreed with me and never let me actually win a fight!0
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I went AWOL and just returned home.0
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So many rats0
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She came down with something that turned her green0
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She kept mentioning my Skin Color!
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She thought monogamy was optional...0
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Always watching wheels and never once paid any attention to me0
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Had to begin checking for a pulse0
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He was obsessed with *kitten* Bolton0
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Our taste in music collided...0
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Your squeaky wheels kept the entire neighborhood awake everrryyy nite!0
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He was such a light sleeper....0
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You always wanted to just sleep0
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