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Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning?
It was the wurst.1 -
I don't trust people that can't sit or stand.
They're always lying.3 -
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the Ocean?
Bob.3 -
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.5 -
Can I get a picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I?1 -
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?0
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If a red head goes crazy is it called ginger snaps?1
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.6
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What do the Romans use to cut their pizza?
lil Ceasers1 -
cowbellsandcoffee wrote: »I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...
a good joke about a steak is very rare
*badumtssss*2 -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.2 -
What sound does a T-Rex make when it sleeps?
A Dino Snore.2 -
Ever had sex while camping in the woods?
It’s *kitten* in-tents.3 -
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?1 -
What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
Nothing he just let out a little whine.1 -
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If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!2
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I post this on every single joke thread on here but I feel like its one everyone (in the world) must know..
*Ahem*
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cracks me up2 -
_thisnameischosen_ wrote: »I post this on every single joke thread on here but I feel like its one everyone (in the world) must know..
*Ahem*
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cracks me up
You know what has 8 legs, 8 hands, and 8 eyes?
8 Pirates2
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