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Corniest Jokes/Puns
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.2 -
What sound does a T-Rex make when it sleeps?
A Dino Snore.2 -
Ever had sex while camping in the woods?
It’s *kitten* in-tents.3 -
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?1 -
What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
Nothing he just let out a little whine.1 -
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If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!2
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I post this on every single joke thread on here but I feel like its one everyone (in the world) must know..
*Ahem*
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cracks me up
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_thisnameischosen_ wrote: »I post this on every single joke thread on here but I feel like its one everyone (in the world) must know..
*Ahem*
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cracks me up
You know what has 8 legs, 8 hands, and 8 eyes?
8 Pirates2 -
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Do you know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? one is heavy and one is a little lighter.1
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KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »Ever had sex while camping in the woods?
It’s *kitten* in-tents.
From a local on a Canadian fishing trip:
What do making love in a canoe and American beer have in common?
They’re both *kitten* close to water.2 -
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything1
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6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.1
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Knock knock
Smell mop0 -
_thisnameischosen_ wrote: »I post this on every single joke thread on here but I feel like its one everyone (in the world) must know..
*Ahem*
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Cracks me up
You know what has 8 legs, 8 hands, and 8 eyes?
8 Pirates
What kind of instrument does a pirate play??
A haaarrrrrrrrrmonica0 -
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.3
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“You’re a unit of power, Harry.”
Harry Potter: “I’m a watt?”1 -
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon1
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Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.1 -
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents!??!!?!?!?!!!?
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-applerickiimarieee wrote: »What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
Nothing he just let out a little whine.
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You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...then you energy.2
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What do you call dental X-rays? Tooth pics.0
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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.1 -
this one i actually heard today.....
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.1 -
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized, that toucan play at that game.
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I logged on to a healthy eating website - first thing it asked me was to accept cookies4
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If flies didn't have wings, would we call them walks?0
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