My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • MrKillmyworkout
    MrKillmyworkout Posts: 208 Member
    Until she threw me on the table to take a body shot without asking
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He wouldn't let me throw him on the table & wash my clothes on his abs.
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Caught her washing my undies on some guy's abs
  • joannegustyn1971
    joannegustyn1971 Posts: 50 Member
    He wanted me to dye my hair blue.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She said the voices said she couldn't have specific foods.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    We ran outta lube
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She kept staring at this one guy
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She didn't appreciate my incense at the table.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    She asked the cook if they had any chicken feet
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    I realized he really wasn't "Rochelle" but instead a man!
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He told me he was into men :D
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She told me in the right light I look semi-attractive:(
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    edited May 2018
    He thought he wasn’t attractive enough :(
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Told me the guy she really wanted to go out with was busy so she settled for me
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He said call me big juicey. I couldn't take him seriously after he was intent on it.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She said the only wine she was interested in drink was the wine that flows through my veins.
    Then she really got upset when I put a ton of garlic on my pasta.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    He skipped right past me to chat up one of the ladies that came in. :D
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He didnt like I said thor was better than captain america.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He wouldn't take off his Darth Vader shirt like I requested.
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She told me she didn’t like Star Wars!!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She claimed to like Star Wars but didn't know what my shirt was
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He didn’t believe anything I said
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He wouldn't let me play with his nipples thru his star wars shirt.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't agree that there was a double standard in her playing with them for free but me having to pay by the song.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    As soon as I opened the door, he insisted the force would soon be with me. I closed it and ordered pizza. ;)
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He assumed that I wouldn't let him return the favor for playing with his nipples.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    edited May 2018
    She mistook me for a guy and tried to grab my chest

    I mean, not that I wasn't flattered, but... :D
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She didn’t want me to touch her chest
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She kept grabbing people's chests....claiming it was "gym research"
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He didn’t appreciate me feeling him up and comparing his chest to other guys’
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