My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    When I went to give him a hug and his beard smelled of provolone
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
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    She had a thing for beards on women and wanted me to buy a glue on beard
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She didn't like my idea for role play :#

    ...too much too soon for a first date, I guess
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    She didn't like my idea for role play :#

    ...too much too soon for a first date, I guess

    Our date was going great until it got even better. :*<3
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    He said call me master and got very angry when I said no sir, I am the master here lol
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    She said I wasn’t submissive enough to suit her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    NoQuitterHere wrote: »
    She said I wasn’t submissive enough to suit her

    He sneezed in my soup..

    I hope you are ok over there Bruce.
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
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    Wanted me shirtless all the time
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    Wasn't wearing a shirt and folks were oogling. Made me annoyed.
  • MeltingCookieMonster
    MeltingCookieMonster Posts: 115 Member
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    Her new mobile fell down and the screen was broken
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    She wanted white wine with her veal parmesan and the waiter brought her red.
    Let's just say what ensued was pure meyhem.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He arrived sporting a man purse fancier than any bag I would ever think to own, which was cool but he slapped my hand when I tried to touch it and said "nobody touches Lucy, nobody!"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    hud54014 wrote: »
    He arrived sporting a man purse fancier than any bag I would ever think to own, which was cool but he slapped my hand when I tried to touch it and said "nobody touches Lucy, nobody!"

    I told you it's Lucille!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    He had to call his mom to see if it was ok for me to sleep over.
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    He wouldn’t let me call my mom. It’s okay, I had a feeling he was going to demand the top bunk
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
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    He insisted on sleeping in different beds
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She stopped responding
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    He slipped out the back door
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She didn't even notice I left. :'(
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    He didn't see me crying

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