My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • gymboy666
    gymboy666 Posts: 76 Member
    she ate the flowers I brought her
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He took off his hat. He lied about his balding.
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    I thoughts she was checking out my butt but it was my wallet she was after
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    It was only because your wallet was more interesting! Its not my fault you don't squat nor deadlift. :disappointed:
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    It was only because your wallet was more interesting! Its not my fault you don't squat nor deadlift. :disappointed:

    You love pancakes...why can't you love a pancake butt too.

  • PrincessVamp666
    PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member
    I actually expected a beard farm
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Beardfarmss wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    It was only because your wallet was more interesting! Its not my fault you don't squat nor deadlift. :disappointed:

    You love pancakes...why can't you love a pancake butt too.

    I. Just. CAN'T! I don't like guys who look like this....


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  • Crochetmama84
    Crochetmama84 Posts: 224 Member
    When i told her i am bi and kept getting FR from every guy thats reading this. Lol.

    Dont...just dont..
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She told me I wasn't cute enough soon enough.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    He told me that he doesn't take off his spiderman shirt not even during a shower. Weird.
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Got me a gym membership for my bday
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    But i was just trying to help! :flowerforyou:
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Sure, she looks like she has a sunny disposition :smile:
  • KeepingUpWithKarina
    KeepingUpWithKarina Posts: 413 Member
    Until he started to ask for feet selfies daily
  • Moonshot54
    Moonshot54 Posts: 13 Member
    She ate from my plate without asking
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    He tried to smell my farts that crept out as I followed through on my swing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wouldn't let me eat meat..
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He wouldn't let me eat meat..

    You can eat my meat anytime!

  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
    He was saying vulgar things to these waitresses and i was appalled.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
    Her boyfriend showed up
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    gymboy666 wrote: »
    she ate the flowers I brought her

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    next time lets go to a place that serves food faster
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    She hypnotized me... now I cluck like a chicken every time someone says hi to me
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    We went to a restaurant and she began making strange noises when anyone said hi
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I think I caused him friction with his neighbors for being so loud late at night
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    took to long in the bathroom
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Didn't put the toilet seat up
  • como_agua
    como_agua Posts: 213 Member
    when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    started talking about her ex
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She started eating the flowers that I gave to her.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    como_agua wrote: »
    when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!

    You leave wine unattended with me and it wont last a minute, let alone a whole night.

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