My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
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    Got me a gym membership for my bday
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    But i was just trying to help! :flowerforyou:
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Sure, she looks like she has a sunny disposition :smile:
  • KeepingUpWithKarina
    KeepingUpWithKarina Posts: 413 Member
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    Until he started to ask for feet selfies daily
  • Moonshot54
    Moonshot54 Posts: 13 Member
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    She ate from my plate without asking
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
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    He tried to smell my farts that crept out as I followed through on my swing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He wouldn't let me eat meat..
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He wouldn't let me eat meat..

    You can eat my meat anytime!

  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
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    He was saying vulgar things to these waitresses and i was appalled.
  • dblbbl88
    dblbbl88 Posts: 857 Member
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    Her boyfriend showed up
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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    gymboy666 wrote: »
    she ate the flowers I brought her

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    next time lets go to a place that serves food faster
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    She hypnotized me... now I cluck like a chicken every time someone says hi to me
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    We went to a restaurant and she began making strange noises when anyone said hi
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    I think I caused him friction with his neighbors for being so loud late at night
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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    took to long in the bathroom
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
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    Didn't put the toilet seat up
  • como_agua
    como_agua Posts: 213 Member
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    when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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    started talking about her ex
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    She started eating the flowers that I gave to her.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    como_agua wrote: »
    when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!

    You leave wine unattended with me and it wont last a minute, let alone a whole night.

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