How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15 · April 2018

Her cheese consumption killed her

it blocked the pipe.. everyone now knows it's true.. you don't poop ya die

hud54014 · April 2018

I do like cheese LOL

Fell off a roof during ninja practice

kam26001 · April 2018

Her pet turtle turned on her one night. A gruesome scene.

JimmyC1992 · April 2018

Bizarre snowmobiling accident in Daytona Beach

activities1 · April 2018

Classic case of Window licking..

NYactor1 · April 2018

She bought one of those sleep number beds. She was pressing the button to have the top half come up so she could read in bed. She stopped pressing the button, but a malfunction kept the bed going until it folded in half.

Unknown · April 2018

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ayresome75 · April 2018

Exhaustion

Unknown · April 2018

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screamingnoodle · April 2018

Mistaken for a rabbit during rabbit season. You wascaly wabbit!

slimgirljo15 · April 2018

Choked on a noodle..

activities1 · April 2018

An icicle

Healthyhunny231567 · April 2018

A rollercoaster ride wasn't as secure as she originally thought...

_thisnameischosen_ · April 2018

Zombie apocalypse, eye ball related injury.

hud54014 · April 2018

He was consumed by flocks of scared and angry chickens at the national chicken plucking competition. He never even had a chance to showcase his skills... Such a shame