Truths about old age

FibroHiker
FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
edited June 2018 in Chit-Chat
Post your truths about old age.

Mine: Whatever you are doing, you better pee first.


*As I head off for my 4th restroom visit this morning*
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  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    I was excited to find a caramel K-cup in my desk drawer until I realized I'll just have to pee again.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    I’m tired of peeing as well. I’m just going to invest in some adult diapers and be able to live my life without interruptions.

    This reminded me of an old Dilbert strip with the baby CEO who wore diapers, but I couldn't find it online.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Going to the gym for an hour but 31 minutes is dedicated to foam rolling. :tired_face:

    OMG, I just might punch my chiropractor if he suggests to me one more time that I need to foam roll at the gym.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Fans in every room are a must..

    I must be entering my peri-menopausal stage as I am fluctuating all day between wanting to strip off my clothes and needing a blanket.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    You gotta bring antacids when you go to Italian restaurants.

    You mean you're not logging antacids with all your meals on MFP?
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    Can't read the GD phone in the morning without my reading glasses.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    SurfyPantsResurfaced wrote: »
    Anyone under 25 automatically irritates me.

    I have to say that I too get highly irritated with whipper snappers under 25, but one of the people I supervise at work is 21 and he has already turned out to be a super great worker.

    I probably also mother him a bit because he is younger than my oldest offspring.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    PrettyPetty_ wrote: »
    I’m resentful of the fact that when men age they become more distinguished while I have 7 different creams to apply to my face at night in the hopes of maintaining cougar.

    Preach!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Boba_14626 wrote: »
    CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.

    A pea-sized bladder :wink:
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Boba_14626 wrote: »
    CHr*st almighty the peeing! I feel like my bladder is the size of a pea.

    A pea-sized bladder :wink:

    Old age-- took a little while to sink in, just now "getting."
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    craygslyst1 wrote: »
    I notate where porta-johns are located on my running route. Construction sites. Boat docks. Youth baseball fields. Yer old when you appreciate the smell of new-blue-goo in a porta-John

    I may never go hiking again. I don't know of many trails with bathrooms or port-a-potties.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I know how to clear out a yoga class. Oh well.
  • starfighter65
    starfighter65 Posts: 413 Member
    It is what it is .
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    Can't read the GD phone in the morning without my reading glasses.

    I should have added put a pair of readers in every room and purse and car.

    That goes with memory issues because you forget where you put the one pair you have also you can't see where you put them.


    Oh, memory issues are...what were we talking about?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Fans in every room are a must..

    Okay, I'm not that old and this is still a must. Man.. middle age is gonna be a *kitten*. :(
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Where did I put my *kitten* glasses?
    Readers in every room........
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    Can't read the GD phone in the morning without my reading glasses.

    I should have added put a pair of readers in every room and purse and car.

    That goes with memory issues because you forget where you put the one pair you have also you can't see where you put them.


    Oh, memory issues are...what were we talking about?

    Exactly. :laugh:

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