How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Mychal_008
    Mychal_008 Posts: 166 Member
    Killer Clowns...sorry bro but it was only a matter of time before they got someone
  • inconsequential01
    inconsequential01 Posts: 529 Member
    Fall into liquefier
  • costap123
    costap123 Posts: 147 Member
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    Death by attack chicken...

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    I have a real fear of all poultry so this is hits me in the feels!

    I can tell... you have a real fowl-phobia aura about you.

    just something about flying or running mouth spears is terrifying

    storm is afraid of chickens?
  • inconsequential01
    inconsequential01 Posts: 529 Member
    Discovers why he needs to be very afraid of chickens
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    costap123 wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    saymyname2 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    Death by attack chicken...

    giphy.gif

    I have a real fear of all poultry so this is hits me in the feels!

    I can tell... you have a real fowl-phobia aura about you.

    just something about flying or running mouth spears is terrifying

    storm is afraid of chickens?

    no not afraid...... freaking terrified!!!!! :D:D
  • BIGFNR0B
    BIGFNR0B Posts: 2,965 Member
    C4 in car
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
    Freak standup paddleboarding accident involving a police chase, a car crash, and an alligator snapping turtle
  • BIGFNR0B
    BIGFNR0B Posts: 2,965 Member
    Head trauma due to his arm giving out doing a handstand
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nobody really knows, all they found was a foot and a hand beside the lounge and a big charred spot.. they think spontaneous combustion.
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,673 Member
    she won't, she will outlive us all
  • BIGFNR0B
    BIGFNR0B Posts: 2,965 Member
    Choking on hot grits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2018
    Lifting too heavy a weight.. stumbled and fell with the barbell across the neck. :(
  • divcara
    divcara Posts: 357 Member
    Birds mistakenly spotted french fry and attacked.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Squat rack gave out.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Compound leg fracture got infected .. first they tried amputating bit by bit off, but raging infection crept up till septacemia got her..
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    Cruel fate...drowns in a swimming pool filled with coffee!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Technically he didn't die, he became Vampire
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    Hmmm...accident acting out a motivation meme?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Exhaustion, I warned him I had stamina :D
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    on all fours sharing her gift with a luck dude :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Good one ^ 😂

    Had a stroke at the end of a marathon weekend with 4 victoria secret models
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Stole from the mafia one too many times, was ground up and made into sausage, served on egg mcmuffins
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Got her newly painted toenails caught in the gears of her bike while riding the wrong way on I-5
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Was doing a clean up of another unfortunate smashed biker on I-5 and a suicide from the overpass landed on him, killing him instantly. In his last noble act, his body broke the fall of the suicide, and he saved that person's life What a guy!
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
    An unknown peanut allergy during an international flight
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    A tragic Slip-N-Slide accident that would traumatize a crowd of onlooking children for the rest of their lives.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    edited August 2018
    Whoopie cushion blow out - it was fatal.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Slipped in the shower.. paramedics said she was the cleanest corpse they ever found
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited August 2018
    Caught her tongue in a big industrial fan and got sucked in...made a huge mess, too!
  • morganmango
    morganmango Posts: 21 Member
    he hit the gym to hard, bro

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