My momma told me...

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  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
    don't worry about what others think of you.

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Avoid vodka and stick to bourbon and scotch so people will know that you are drunk and not stupid.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    edited June 2018
    https://youtu.be/5mV_HHL-h6g
  • futureicon
    futureicon Posts: 348 Member
    Just wait till your dad gets home..
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    Direct quote from her:

    "Never hit lady. But, you can hit a woman in self-defense."


  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    My siblings and i use to sit around when my mom was talking on the phone and quietly ask her questions...and when she would respond to the caller we'd cheer or moan based on her response..."mom, can we have pizza for dinner?" Of course...yeaaaah!

    Is this normal?
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    1. Don't give yourself a canary (a corruption of kneina hura) - said whenever we were so very, very sure something was great was going to happen.
    2. By the mouth dies the fish - actually from our Castilian dad - por la boca muere el pez.
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    My grandma who raised me, told me to always have on clean underwear because you never knew when you had to go to the hospital and you never want to go with dirty undies and be embarrassed.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    edited June 2018
    willnorton wrote: »
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

    maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?

    Really? It was a simple mistake. Did your momma teach you to be nice and not to be rude? Obviously not.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    willnorton wrote: »
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

    maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?

    Really? It was a simple mistake. Did your momma teach you to be nice and not to be rude? Obviously not.

    I assumed that it was a bukkake thing...
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    willnorton wrote: »
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.
    ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »
    My momma told me I was the city's load speaker. I took that with pride.

    maybe a dictionary... "load"...did you mean loud?

    Really? It was a simple mistake. Did your momma teach you to be nice and not to be rude? Obviously not.

    I assumed that it was a bukkake thing...

    Hahaha. no no no.. I just typed fast and didn't see the mistake.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    My mama done told me, when I was a baby...just wait until your father gets home.

    If you don't stop making those faces it's going to freeze that way.

    You're just like your father. I am and that makes me happy.

    Mind your P's and Q's and as long as you live in this house you will follow all of the rules.
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  • Tamie_Girl
    Tamie_Girl Posts: 218 Member
    My mom said, "tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." :#
  • cqbkaju
    cqbkaju Posts: 1,011 Member
    "You better shop around"
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    edited June 2018
    You're just like your father. Bloody descendant of a Enter father's tribal territory!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    To get a job
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    You better shop around (too lazy to look if it was posted already...)

    https://youtu.be/AQGXa3FiXKM
  • Themajez
    Themajez Posts: 61 Member
    My momma told me "if you've got kids, you've got nothing else". It made sense, so I got snipped with no children nor regrets.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Once I was seven years old my momma told me
    Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely

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