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Ask a real woman...
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BishopWankapin wrote: »
Gift him with a nice sketchbook and some fancy pencils from an art supply store. He might be so surprised and appreciative he'd draw just about anything you asked. *nods*
You're so silly with your misinterpretations.1 -
You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.
Like win, lose, or draw? Yikes showing my age.0 -
You're 19? It's really simple to draw a bath. I use to do this all the time in my past relationship. She liked it and it was super simple for me. Win/Win.
umm..... married over 19 years.... not i'm 19..... pretty clear
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BishopWankapin wrote: »
Gift him with a nice sketchbook and some fancy pencils from an art supply store. He might be so surprised and appreciative he'd draw just about anything you asked. *nods*
I tried this...he drew me a llama...so disappointed.2 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »
I was thinking you were 25ish, but now I suspect I am pretty off on that guess
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Cleopatra or Joan of Arc?0
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When do you and your husband want to go to the bar with me?
This is how I imagine you on New Years now.
I would be honored to be betty any day of the year2 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »
You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
LMAO oh yes WAY off!!0 -
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You're now my favorite 19 year old. Not in a pervy way.
Sorry, no way for that to not be pervy0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
Sorry, no way for that to not be pervy
That's why I said it wasn't pervy! You're killing me Smalls!0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »
Hint, look at the quote I quoted of you. @DeadliftsAndSprinkles knows what I'm talking about.1 -
why are the cream puffs in the garage ? How did they get there? Why aren't they in the kitchen?1
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Is this supposed to be a walk down memory lane?0 -
Maybe it was a delivery & they just left them in the garage - My Mail Lady will sometimes leave packages in my garage if it's raining0 -
How accurate is this chart?3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
How accurate is this chart?
Relatively.
Here's the video that started it..
https://youtu.be/incSwssUyp4 1 -
My crush is a real woman. Why won’t she message me back. I sent her about tree fiddy messages0
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How do I become a real woman? I'm currently only a mere wooden puppet possessed with a human soul.0
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »And what is with all the wine women drink. Bleck!
Yep.. Im with you.. however a good whiskey is another story..
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I dunno if you are single or not but if not what do you prefer, do you want to be approached? Do you give signals to men (or women[sorry for assuming]) to indicate your interest? How do you know or let someone know you’re interested?2
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laprimaJenny wrote: »
A real women takes vitamins obviously!
Actually there is no scientific studies that vitamins have any health benefit whatsoever.....aside from depleting your cash so you cannot use that same money for ice cream 3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
How accurate is this chart?
That chart is all wrong.2 -
xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
Haha ive seen this. Im a 6,6.1 -
Alright, say you live in a haunted plantation with hardwood floors and a vineyard and bats in your chimney. Would you greet the exterminators in Christian Louboutin Stilettos or dress more casually, say, in Christian Louboutin mesh flats? And since you're a sugar addict, would you provide a tray of pecan sandies to the workmen? Also, I've heard bats are attracted to sugar and maybe that's why you have this bat problem to begin with, it's a secondary side effect of sugar addiction. Or is that just sugar glider bats?
From just such a woman:
“The answer is a pair of rainbows flip flops because I only get tarted up when selfies are involved. The workers were a few minutes late so I ate all the pecan sandies while I waited but would still offer sweet tea. I’ve heard of sugar gliders and I’ve obviously heard of bats but I’ve never heard of sugar glider bats.”5 -
I think they're from overseas but I've heard they've imported pythons and set them free in the deep south to frolic in the swamplands so stranger things can happen. She's quite a gal. I can picture her now with a tray of sweet tea and rainbow flip flops with a fresh pedicure.
Don’t make me get a pic of said pedicure1 -
sugaraddict4321 wrote: »
A real man who wanted his wife to have more leisure would give her a maid.1 -
Love your stories but someone answer my question sheesh1
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So, say you want to break into the stock trading business so you move to NYC. You agree to work as the receptionist to get your foot in the door and spend your days answering urgent phone calls, smiling pleasantly and making sure the coffee pot in the breakroom always has fresh brew in it.
One day a dashing young man from the firm sidles up to you with sweet and intellectually astute observations, which are actually veiled flirtations. He always wears a fashionable bow tie around his collar. His shoes are purchased at boutiques. His socks are always brand name and made of breathable fabric. He's a devout Catholic and politically active in various charitable causes.
He lures you in with the promise of buying you a cozy house in a commuter town in Connecticut. He assures you you can continue to pursue your career after marriage and motherhood to assert your independence as a woman. And you don't have to convert.
But he prefers a fuller figure and encourages you to eat pancakes with butter and syrup, pizza with meaty toppings, fruit punch and sweet custard filled pastries. He's facilitating your sugar addiction and sabotaging your fitness goals, but he adores you and worships the ground you walk on.
Now, you're a sugar addict and it's going unacknowledged and you're conflicted, you're torn. Do you go with his suggestions or start a complaint thread about him on MFP?
Why didn't the dashing young stock trader go after the pretty , overweight executive secretary who works for one of the VPs of the firm. She loves pancakes with fruit topping , cannoli's & cheese cake. added bonus- She has a real good job & a high income so they could get an even nicer house in Conn. or the Hamptons0
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