Old people probs
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Oi...don't come back at me for that...you set yourself up0
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Oi...don't come back at me for that...you set yourself up
Congratulations, you played yourself0 -
spanish_liza wrote: »Go out for a night then it takes me a week to recover
I don't even want to go out anymore. Unless I can wear comfortable shoes.3 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Oi...don't come back at me for that...you set yourself up
Congratulations, you played yourself
How???...not seeing it?0 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »spanish_liza wrote: »Go out for a night then it takes me a week to recover
I don't even want to go out anymore. Unless I can wear comfortable shoes.
This is so me! Date night the other night I put on these super sexy knee high boots that have studs all up the back. Took three steps and was like “nope”. Then changed into some flats. My other half comes out and is like “where’s the sexy boots go” and I’m like “if you like them so much you can walk down 4 flights of stairs in them. Be my guest. I don’t want to die today!”4 -
First five steps every morning are like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
The worst to date has been when I had to buy a nose hair trimmer. Serious humility moment.4 -
I hate when the 20-something Target cashier refers to me as "sir". I try to be all hip and say "check ya later, bro" when I walk away.10
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I hate when the 20-something Target cashier refers to me as "sir". I try to be all hip and say "check ya later, bro" when I walk away.
My Target cashier said to me: "have a good one!"
I told her: "I already have a good one."
and to the original question, yeah... my left knee hurts, maybe it's onset of arthritis or maybe it's because I've been doing a soul-crushing 45 minutes every day on the stair mill at the gym.0 -
Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML1
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Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
Well *kitten*, I have to add this one to the list now.1 -
Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
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Motorsheen wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
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Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
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The live weather radar in a thunderstorm is the best.0 -
You start running out of graves that are paid in advance.1
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Laying here in bed trying to drift off but my knee is throbbing from my workout earlier. I had bust out the extra strength aspercreme. Ahhhh. Relief.1
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Keto_Vampire wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
you don't understand; I have my own methodology to adumbrate & prognosticate the climate.
it has a 89% success rate, 23% of the time3 -
Everything hurts. The grays are coming in hot. And im just mot understanding why these guys want 21 year olds...i mean...theyre still a bit perky 😩5
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Definitely knees ache more and I think everyone talks quieter, pretty sure my hearing is not going yet..
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Indestructible ear hair.
Your spine sounding like a Transformer changing when getting up out of your chair.
Having to shake your junk after peeing (to drain off any dregs) to the point where it almost becomes a monkey-spanking session.6 -
When I was a youngin' the word "lit" meant someone who was drunk or stoned. For today's kids it means someone is looking good, or dressed well. "Wow Sarah, you are lit tonight."4
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Lately my lower back has been hurting like the dickens when I arise in the morning so I bought a wedge pillow to put under my knees. It's been helping a lot. Now I can lay in bed for like 4-6 hours straight and play Solitaire on my phone... pain-free!
Nice wedge! Love your silky pajamas, too!0 -
My left shoulder hurt and it definitely from being a ol head. And my left knee gets stiff when I sit to long SMDH😥1
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Gnarly chin hairs that aren't there one day and are three inches long the next.6
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Memory loss0
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Here is my old person list:
For aches/pain: TENS Device, Heating Pad and ice packs and Ibuprofen
Readers.. in every room, car and purse
Fans in every room
and memory slips are real, walk into a room and forget why you went to that room. Sometimes you put stuff back in the wrong place, the TV remote doesn't belong in the fridge.
Now I go off to take a nap.1 -
Young folks talkwaytoofastwithnodictionwhatsoever. I'm constantly asking customer service people to repeat themselves.2
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »The grey hairs are showing up in strange places.
Don't pull a Samantha from "Sex and the City".
My right hip is always so sore. And forget about sitting Indian style....sorry, Criss-Cross Applesauce as the kids have to say today. My hips don't move that way.0 -
Since I’ve been eating better, and working put, the random aches and pains have been replaced by healthy ones0
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I find myself having to look up the new lingo on urban dictionary.6
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I refuse to use words "Lit, Fire, etc". What happened to "Sup" or "Yo"?1
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