Old people probs
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Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
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Motorsheen wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
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Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
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The live weather radar in a thunderstorm is the best.0 -
You start running out of graves that are paid in advance.1
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Laying here in bed trying to drift off but my knee is throbbing from my workout earlier. I had bust out the extra strength aspercreme. Ahhhh. Relief.1
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Keto_Vampire wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Keto_Vampire wrote: »Being obsessed with talking about the weather....FML
we have a 30% chance of rain here tomorrow... but according to my calculations, it's more like a 35% chance.
Man...everyone knows the %s vary on an hourly time frame...TWC app, get with the program
you don't understand; I have my own methodology to adumbrate & prognosticate the climate.
it has a 89% success rate, 23% of the time3 -
Suffering from nostalgia on the daily. What happened to living in the moment? Also, constantly chained to a calender, constantly updating and checking in case I forget something, then updating my other calender which reminds me to check.
Omg stockpiling calenders for future years ! What is happening?1 -
Everything hurts. The grays are coming in hot. And im just mot understanding why these guys want 21 year olds...i mean...theyre still a bit perky 😩5
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Definitely knees ache more and I think everyone talks quieter, pretty sure my hearing is not going yet..
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Indestructible ear hair.
Your spine sounding like a Transformer changing when getting up out of your chair.
Having to shake your junk after peeing (to drain off any dregs) to the point where it almost becomes a monkey-spanking session.6 -
When I was a youngin' the word "lit" meant someone who was drunk or stoned. For today's kids it means someone is looking good, or dressed well. "Wow Sarah, you are lit tonight."4
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Lately my lower back has been hurting like the dickens when I arise in the morning so I bought a wedge pillow to put under my knees. It's been helping a lot. Now I can lay in bed for like 4-6 hours straight and play Solitaire on my phone... pain-free!
Nice wedge! Love your silky pajamas, too!0 -
My left shoulder hurt and it definitely from being a ol head. And my left knee gets stiff when I sit to long SMDH😥1
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Gnarly chin hairs that aren't there one day and are three inches long the next.6
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Memory loss0
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Here is my old person list:
For aches/pain: TENS Device, Heating Pad and ice packs and Ibuprofen
Readers.. in every room, car and purse
Fans in every room
and memory slips are real, walk into a room and forget why you went to that room. Sometimes you put stuff back in the wrong place, the TV remote doesn't belong in the fridge.
Now I go off to take a nap.1 -
Young folks talkwaytoofastwithnodictionwhatsoever. I'm constantly asking customer service people to repeat themselves.2
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »The grey hairs are showing up in strange places.
Don't pull a Samantha from "Sex and the City".
My right hip is always so sore. And forget about sitting Indian style....sorry, Criss-Cross Applesauce as the kids have to say today. My hips don't move that way.0 -
Since I’ve been eating better, and working put, the random aches and pains have been replaced by healthy ones0
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I find myself having to look up the new lingo on urban dictionary.6
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