Old people probs
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I've been a member of AARP for a number of years.0
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Junk mail for senior living housing. FIFTY-FIVE YEARS AND OLDER?!! That is so far.... oh no it isn't that far away.1
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When you get a Pension report saying if you retire now you will get $$$ and you forget to ever start saving enough for retirement!0
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Swearing at your computer because your password is wrong and blaming the computer! That's Old people problems!1
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standenvernet wrote: »DoubleUbea wrote: »...
Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?
As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!
Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.0 -
Sounds like you could use a "trim and mow" lesson from @TattooedDolphinGirl78 (just sayin')empresssue wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »DoubleUbea wrote: »...
Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?
As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!
Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.
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standenvernet wrote: »
Sounds like you could use a "trim and mow" lesson from @TattooedDolphinGirl78 (just sayin')empresssue wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »DoubleUbea wrote: »...
Nose and ear hair. Seriously.... WHY?
As a tactile reminder to keep your damned old fingers out of those orifices -- Don't nobody wanna see you picking those things (or wherever else you've got hair); that's why those hairs are coarse to begin with!
Yeah, but the dried up boogers get caught in the nose hair & blowing doesn't force them out.
You got her good with that one, I see. Nicely done :
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Im pretty sure now that Im older, time is different... a week, month, year is so much faster than it used to be.1
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Clever_User_Name wrote: »When the cardiologist calls in the middle of your self love time.
Maybe he was concerned about your elevated heart rate.0 -
When you need bifocals to see anything and everything is still blurry1
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Being called "lady"... "You're such a nice lady." Not a bfd at the end of the day. This probably belongs in the irrational thread..0
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When you start receiving senior discounts at various restaurants. Love the discount at Dunkin Donuts.1
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When you can’t have a giggle without a piddle
(Not myself personally 😜)3 -
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When future lyrics in songs from your youth are now in the past.
Planet P - Why Me?
The last man to be here was never heard from again
He won't be back this way till 2010
When future movies are now in the past.
The future in Back To The Future is now in the past.
'2001' was a futuristic Sci-Fi movie, HAL became operational on 12 January 1992
The dystopian future of Nineteen Eighty-Four.
When you say movie/TV quotes...
Me: "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"
My age group: (hahahhaha)
Youngins: WTF??1 -
DoubleUbea wrote: »When future lyrics in songs from your youth are now in the past.
Planet P - Why Me?
The last man to be here was never heard from again
He won't be back this way till 2010
When future movies are now in the past.
The future in Back To The Future is now in the past.
'2001' was a futuristic Sci-Fi movie, HAL became operational on 12 January 1992
The dystopian future of Nineteen Eighty-Four.
When you say movie/TV quotes...
Me: "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"
My age group: (hahahhaha)
Youngins: WTF??
WKRP!!!! It's on TVLand or Me TV or something now. They could watch it, too. More music & Les Nessman.
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Thankfully, I don't have any aches or pains but most days I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to my shoulders.1
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I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.0 -
DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
@DoubleUbea
Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?1 -
DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
JC Penny had catalogs also & I'd get my order at Rite Aid, instead of paying shipping for home delivery!0 -
DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
@DoubleUbea
Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?
OMG!! I remember Woolworths. :sad: :sad: :sad:0 -
I have broken, torn, ruptured, so much crap in my body when I don't hurt I get worried. I start wondering if I woke up dead, all sixth sense and what not.
I've notice when I hurt something it stays hurt longer than just 5 years ago.
Getting old is not for the faint of heart but it sure beats the option.1 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
@DoubleUbea
Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?
OMG!! I remember Woolworths. :sad: :sad: :sad:
On a good note: Your memory is still working.
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DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
@DoubleUbea
Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?
There was a Woolworths at my local mall, during the early 1990's! Montgomery Ward's a catalog/online store now, however their brick & mortar stores're prior to my time!
I remember Bradlees was equivalent to today's Target, Clover was like a combination of both Kmart {building} & Target {merchandise}, Jamesway was like Kmart, Caldor was like Walmart & Ames was a combination of both Kmart {building} & Family Dollar {prices}!0 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »DoubleUbea wrote: »I am so old I remember this store called "Sears", we would look through their Christmas catalog to circle what we wanted for Christmas.
...and for you geeks and nerds, I remember when Computer Shopper magazine required a fork lift to pick up.
@DoubleUbea
Remembering Sears really isn't that long ago. They still have stores around. Do you remember Montgomery Ward or Woolworths?
OMG!! I remember Woolworths. :sad: :sad: :sad:
On a good note: Your memory is still working.
Oh yeah...I almost forgot.
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