We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • OrisMumma15
    OrisMumma15 Posts: 109 Member
    I need a woman who can handle a little pain and pressure. Sometimes I tend to get a little rough. She couldn't keep up with me.
    Massage therapy, people, keep up. Jeesh. ;)
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
    I liked it a little rough and she couldn't keep up :#
  • OrisMumma15
    OrisMumma15 Posts: 109 Member
    No, no that's a lie. He's confused. VERY confused. SEE, THIS IS WHY WE BROKE UP. We're never on the same page!
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
    We were working our way through the Kama Sutra, page by page... Somehow she ended up on a different page. It wasn't pretty. We were never the same.
  • OrisMumma15
    OrisMumma15 Posts: 109 Member
    XXL2Med wrote: »
    We were working our way through the Kama Sutra, page by page... Somehow she ended up on a different page. It wasn't pretty. We were never the same.

    Literally made me LOL.

    He just wasn't adventurous enough for me!! :D
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
    I took her zip lining on our first date and she yawned in boredom. :( There was not enough adrenaline for her.
  • OrisMumma15
    OrisMumma15 Posts: 109 Member
    XXL2Med wrote: »
    I took her zip lining on our first date and she yawned in boredom. :( There was not enough adrenaline for her.

    Only because I told him I wanted to go ziplining naked, and he made me wear clothes. He never lets me doing anything FUN! I can't live under such strict rules. :D
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
    He always wanted to eat pizza through the week and wouldn't wait until cheat day!
  • XXL2Med
    XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member
    He wouldn't have a cheat meal on my birthday... gave me a birthday cake flavored protein shake
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
    he knows why
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
    Because she always assumes I know why she's mad.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was holding my emotions ransom
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Because he was far over on the narcissist spectrum, and could never be truthful about anything.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    because I was so incredibly bored.
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    Because I like guys
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She got annoyed at me commenting about the Holes in her Shirt. :D
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    He didn’t like my church shirt!!!!! He said it was too Holy!!!!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She made me go to church
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    I was scared of his shirt lol
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She wouldn't let me wear a shirt....wait...that's not so bad....unless it's winter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2018
    She went back to boys.. :D

    Oops.. lag

    We never broke up, I'm never letting him get away.
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    She wouldn't let me wear a shirt....wait...that's not so bad....unless it's winter.

    He kept putting his shirt on lol

  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't like my Super Alter Egos
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  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    Wouldn’t share his music collection
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't like my music. (Total deal breaker there)
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    He had too many personalities
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She had too many dates with other guys. :D
  • lipstickjungle63
    lipstickjungle63 Posts: 707 Member
    I didn’t like sharing with all his lady friends 😉
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't like sharing...period

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