My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • ale5manos
    ale5manos Posts: 124 Member
    He asked me out for a second date
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He wouldn’t take his sunglasses off
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She said, "I have to go now, my date's here"
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He was dating some other guy's girl
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    She hit on the club bouncer
  • AmyC2288
    AmyC2288 Posts: 386 Member
    He was obsessed with bouncy houses
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    She got us thrown in the big house
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    edited November 2018
    epr31295 wrote: »
    She went all Irish Catholic on me and said no sexy time unless we plan on having kids.

    He didn't like Boondock Saints-
    And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
  • rayraymarq8
    rayraymarq8 Posts: 246 Member
    She got too excited that I LOVE Boondock Saints.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    He kept insisting I stroke his chin beard
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He wouldn’t stroke my chin beard
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Her chin beard wasn't part of her halloween costume
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He was jealous I could grow a better beard than him
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    The beard I could handle....the chest hair popping out of her v-neck shirt threw me off though
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    Shut up you loved it 😆
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    ailsalw wrote: »
    Shut up you loved it 😆

    I'm a good actor.

    She kept tracing her finger down her sternum....looking at me seductively, while twirling her thick, black chest hair. :#
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    ailsalw wrote: »
    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body

    I was training for a Swim Meet...it's what we do! :D:p

    She ordered a steak and then proceeded to chastise me about animal cruelty and benefits of being vegan while not recognizing her own hipocracy
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He wanted me to put the lotion on the skin

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