How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Good one ^ 😂

    Had a stroke at the end of a marathon weekend with 4 victoria secret models
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Stole from the mafia one too many times, was ground up and made into sausage, served on egg mcmuffins
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    Got her newly painted toenails caught in the gears of her bike while riding the wrong way on I-5
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Was doing a clean up of another unfortunate smashed biker on I-5 and a suicide from the overpass landed on him, killing him instantly. In his last noble act, his body broke the fall of the suicide, and he saved that person's life What a guy!
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
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    An unknown peanut allergy during an international flight
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    A tragic Slip-N-Slide accident that would traumatize a crowd of onlooking children for the rest of their lives.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    edited August 2018
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    Whoopie cushion blow out - it was fatal.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Slipped in the shower.. paramedics said she was the cleanest corpse they ever found
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    edited August 2018
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    Caught her tongue in a big industrial fan and got sucked in...made a huge mess, too!
  • morganmango
    morganmango Posts: 21 Member
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    he hit the gym to hard, bro
  • BIGFNR0B
    BIGFNR0B Posts: 2,965 Member
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    Slip and fall on some Skittles
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Ate someone's lunch out of the fridge at work just ONE too many times. An angry mob formed, and he was strangled with a computer cord, and left near the fridge as an example to others.
  • FriendlessNameless
    FriendlessNameless Posts: 6 Member
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    Of complete sadness when her favorite show "Small Wonder" was canceled...
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
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    All Butt Pass

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