Rules for Being My Friend (that May or May Not be Unreasonable)

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Don't be a 2 faced liar. ☺️

    What about many-faced?

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    Nope.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    7. Cannot be embarrassed by drunken public serenades.

    Can I sit in a tree while you do that? I promise to refrain from throwing fruit even if the falsetto gets real bad.

    For you? I’ll even do the big kazoo solo.

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    They must be able to lift 50 lbs and stand for long periods of time.

    Does this have anything to do with your trash can?
  • orange_blossoms
    orange_blossoms Posts: 17 Member
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

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    Cheers @ChaelAZ
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

    well... i'm screwed...

    That's on my other list.

    no beer for me :/

    I am sure something could come up to fill the void
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I like nipples too. Can I be your friend?

    Request away

    don't it's a trap
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    - Must be OK with long periods of radio silence (and comfortable in silence).
    - Must be willing to handle an emergency call at 3 AM the way I would for them.
    - Must think tree climbing, rollerblading and tenting fit right into adulthood. My adulthood - they can wait for me on a bench while I eat green cherry plums off the branch for all I care if they don't want to join in.
    - Must be able to discuss their strong opinions while acknowledging that I have my own and they might be different. I don't care if they are different. I prefer if they are different.
    - Must science fiction. Must hardcore science fiction.
    - MUST HAVE A DAMN GOOD BUG OUT PLAN and ideally, a remote underground bunker. Stashed with liquor, among other things.

    what kind of liquor... this is important
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    - Must be OK with long periods of radio silence (and comfortable in silence).
    - Must be willing to handle an emergency call at 3 AM the way I would for them.
    - Must think tree climbing, rollerblading and tenting fit right into adulthood. My adulthood - they can wait for me on a bench while I eat green cherry plums off the branch for all I care if they don't want to join in.
    - Must be able to discuss their strong opinions while acknowledging that I have my own and they might be different. I don't care if they are different. I prefer if they are different.
    - Must science fiction. Must hardcore science fiction.
    - MUST HAVE A DAMN GOOD BUG OUT PLAN and ideally, a remote underground bunker. Stashed with liquor, among other things.

    what kind of liquor... this is important

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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    - Must be OK with long periods of radio silence (and comfortable in silence).
    - Must be willing to handle an emergency call at 3 AM the way I would for them.
    - Must think tree climbing, rollerblading and tenting fit right into adulthood. My adulthood - they can wait for me on a bench while I eat green cherry plums off the branch for all I care if they don't want to join in.
    - Must be able to discuss their strong opinions while acknowledging that I have my own and they might be different. I don't care if they are different. I prefer if they are different.
    - Must science fiction. Must hardcore science fiction.
    - MUST HAVE A DAMN GOOD BUG OUT PLAN and ideally, a remote underground bunker. Stashed with liquor, among other things.

    what kind of liquor... this is important

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    I"m in :)
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    orange_blossoms wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    • Like beer
    • Like to provide beer
    • Like to go outdoors and drink beer
    • like to go outdoors, provide, and drinking beer

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    Cheers @ChaelAZ

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    - Must be OK with long periods of radio silence (and comfortable in silence).
    - Must be willing to handle an emergency call at 3 AM the way I would for them.
    - Must think tree climbing, rollerblading and tenting fit right into adulthood. My adulthood - they can wait for me on a bench while I eat green cherry plums off the branch for all I care if they don't want to join in.
    - Must be able to discuss their strong opinions while acknowledging that I have my own and they might be different. I don't care if they are different. I prefer if they are different.
    - Must science fiction. Must hardcore science fiction.
    - MUST HAVE A DAMN GOOD BUG OUT PLAN and ideally, a remote underground bunker. Stashed with liquor, among other things.

    what kind of liquor... this is important

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    But she.

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Understand i bail last minute and not hate me for it
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    Be able to match my black sense of humor.

    Act like you like me; if I'm consistently the only one asking to hang out, I'm out. I don't chase people, ever.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    They must be able to lift 50 lbs and stand for long periods of time.

    Does this have anything to do with your trash can?

    If it did they would have be able to lift more than 50 lbs. I'm a lot of trash
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    They must be able to lift 50 lbs and stand for long periods of time.

    Does this have anything to do with your trash can?

    If it did they would have be able to lift more than 50 lbs. I'm a lot of trash

    igotchubabe

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    Officially besties!

    Also, is that a hidden thespian watermark in the corner?
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
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    Must drink coffee
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Must bring me coffee
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Skeels wrote: »
    Must drink coffee
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Must bring me coffee

    Must bring us all coffee and drink it together. Especially when there are more pressing things to do

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