Worst First Dates
MasterBroshi
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Everyone has had at least one horrible first date. Do tell.
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Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.4 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.0 -
Nope.. not me
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MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
I guess he said "Take me as I am, or don't take me at all!"0 -
Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".1
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I once left a date at half time. I told him I was going to smoke. Bad first date for me, worse for him.0
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Guess I will share mine:
I was taking this girl to get something to eat when a cop pulled up next to us at a red light. She looked over, then quickly reclined the seat so she couldn't be seen. I asked "Um, what the **** are you doing?" And she replied, "I have a warrant...."6 -
This guy and I went for coffee as a first date. We're in similar professions, both into fitness, I figured we had some common ground there.
About 15 minutes into the date he suddenly announces that the sandwich advertisement behind me is making him REALLY hungry so he MUST go home and eat. He bolts.
Lamest excuse for bailing, ever.0 -
This guy and I went for coffee as a first date. We're in similar professions, both into fitness, I figured we had some common ground there.
About 15 minutes into the date he suddenly announces that the sandwich advertisement behind me is making him REALLY hungry so he MUST go home and eat. He bolts.
Lamest excuse for bailing, ever.
Yeah, that is pretty awful. Did you feel like the date was going south at all?0 -
MasterBroshi wrote: »This guy and I went for coffee as a first date. We're in similar professions, both into fitness, I figured we had some common ground there.
About 15 minutes into the date he suddenly announces that the sandwich advertisement behind me is making him REALLY hungry so he MUST go home and eat. He bolts.
Lamest excuse for bailing, ever.
Yeah, that is pretty awful. Did you feel like the date was going south at all?
Not really, I thought we were chatting away pretty well. Then out of the blue, sudden starvation.
I had no contact with him for several months after that until he started texting me on my birthday ( not knowing it was though). I was out with friends at the time and didn't get into a long convo.0 -
Got dropped off at the front to door to grab a table and he bailed on me. I had no car...as he picked me up...1
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I mean....I have many sadly...But the one most recent that stopped me looking again entirely, Although it had been built up by others going bad i just snapped here...I was planning on going for a long walk that day for exercise, Told him i cant meet up my plan was to walk. He asked if he walked with me if we could meet up. I said sure but know im walking. Im exercising your just joining. Walked 40 mins to meet him in his area, He walked half a block- Sat down on a bench acting out of breathe...And asked me to sit in his lap.
Like, wait, So your so out of shape you cant walk half a block...And expect me to be so turned on i wanna sit in your lap? As a total stranger..?
I literally ran away xD *kitten* that3 -
Being told I love you on the first date. Creeeeeepy! 😶
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I met this person through a mutual friend..We ended up going to dinner one night and it was an okay time.. Then towards the end, he showed me a picture on his phone of a girl and said it was his girlfriend... but that I shouldn't be worried because they had an open relationship.. Maybe it's just me, but I felt like he should have told me about this tidbit a little earlier in the date! I didn't go out with him again.1
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JaydedMiss wrote: »I mean....I have many sadly...But the one most recent that stopped me looking again entirely, Although it had been built up by others going bad i just snapped here...I was planning on going for a long walk that day for exercise, Told him i cant meet up my plan was to walk. He asked if he walked with me if we could meet up. I said sure but know im walking. Im exercising your just joining. Walked 40 mins to meet him in his area, He walked half a block- Sat down on a bench acting out of breathe...And asked me to sit in his lap.
Like, wait, So your so out of shape you cant walk half a block...And expect me to be so turned on i wanna sit in your lap? As a total stranger..?
I literally ran away xD *kitten* that
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I decided to wear a short dress ... It was Summer in Los Angeles. He told me he was going to pick me up. In my stupidity, not wanting my neighbours to see me dating after a long hiatus ( refused to be the topic discussed over Sunday tea), I asked him to pick me up from work. He rolled up in his Harley. Thank God, the skirt was flared, as I couldn't change, but my hair and propriety weren't happy campers.0
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
Hahahahahaaahaha1 -
I though that this was a brainstorming post when I first saw the title kncjskabdkaksbdjsjnd0
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Marriage ended in February. My first date afterwards was doing cocaine in the bathroom of the pub we were in watching the game and got us kicked out...I was so embarrassed.1
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I had a pretty bad one this weekend. We were supposed to meet for dinner, but because he didn't think ahead (he wears a uniform to work) he had to buy clothes to change into before he met up with me - so he didn't show up until 9:15pm. He apologized immediately, as he knew he screwed up by being over an hour late. But it only got worse.
When our meals came, he commented aloud in front of the waiter "There's like 5 shrimp here." He must've been able to tell from the look on my face, that it was embarrassing, because he then said, "Was that rude? I'm sorry".
After dinner he walked me home and kissed me good night. I thought maybe he was just a little rough around the edges and needed some work on his manners, but no - when I thanked him for dinner, he replied with, "Thanks for the boner".
You'd think I went on a date with an 18 year old, not a 30 year old veteran who works for the State Dept., owns a home and is studying to be a nurse.
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@dolcezza25 But he did thank you. So his manners weren't too terrible hahahaha0
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I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.0
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping0 -
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