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Worst First Dates
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
Hahahahahaaahaha1 -
I though that this was a brainstorming post when I first saw the title kncjskabdkaksbdjsjnd0
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Marriage ended in February. My first date afterwards was doing cocaine in the bathroom of the pub we were in watching the game and got us kicked out...I was so embarrassed.1
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I had a pretty bad one this weekend. We were supposed to meet for dinner, but because he didn't think ahead (he wears a uniform to work) he had to buy clothes to change into before he met up with me - so he didn't show up until 9:15pm. He apologized immediately, as he knew he screwed up by being over an hour late. But it only got worse.
When our meals came, he commented aloud in front of the waiter "There's like 5 shrimp here." He must've been able to tell from the look on my face, that it was embarrassing, because he then said, "Was that rude? I'm sorry".
After dinner he walked me home and kissed me good night. I thought maybe he was just a little rough around the edges and needed some work on his manners, but no - when I thanked him for dinner, he replied with, "Thanks for the boner".
You'd think I went on a date with an 18 year old, not a 30 year old veteran who works for the State Dept., owns a home and is studying to be a nurse.
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@dolcezza25 But he did thank you. So his manners weren't too terrible hahahaha0
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I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.0
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping0 -
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
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I guess the worst 1st date is sitting at a place and the person never showing.1
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open
This wasn’t an intentional pun, but I’ll allow it
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open
and lube on the night stand?
Worst dates lol no lube
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I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.0 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.
Did she say anything about the choice of Subway at the food court??
I honestly don't remember, it was taking a lot of energy for me not to display how upset I was about my backseat being gross already.0 -
SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....1 -
SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again.... I shouldn't laugh but also, why would you have white carpet?! That's just asking for vomit with texture.
They came with the apartment, it was a lesson learned though!1
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