Old people probs
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JeepHair77 wrote: »Misty_1375 wrote: »I just pulled a muscle in my neck. Does that count as old people probs?
Depends. Did you pull it trying to zip your dress?
I did that once.
Nope. Was sitting and turned around to put something behind me That's definitely ole people probs0 -
I've never had a cavity before. Today, a piece of my tooth broke off on a gummy bear. If this is what it means to get old, I'm done.
But the dentist has already fixed it.0 -
Wow a gummy bear? Not a good sign. If you're going to kill a tooth, next time go for some beef jerky or a bottle cap.0
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I think of myself as "middle aged" and someone confronted me about that and asked if I thought I would live to 126. I missed the whole of my 60th year becasue I forgot I had turned 60 and kept thinking I was still 59. And when you go for a routine dr. visit and they say "there is one more thing we need to check" and you know it means another test and probably more pills. One of my get healthy goals is to be able to stop taking some of my pills for HBP and triglycides.
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Psht. Well there's your problem. Teeth have been coddled.1
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elsie6hickman wrote: »I think of myself as "middle aged" and someone confronted me about that and asked if I thought I would live to 126. I missed the whole of my 60th year becasue I forgot I had turned 60 and kept thinking I was still 59. And when you go for a routine dr. visit and they say "there is one more thing we need to check" and you know it means another test and probably more pills. One of my get healthy goals is to be able to stop taking some of my pills for HBP and triglycides.
Ohhh yes, hitting all those milestone years when new tests suddenly become necessary.0 -
When you've to vacuum your carpet within grids, instead of the whole area at once!
I am going to vacuum this corner of the room, via this outlet to that outlet & then you forget if you did it via this outlet to that outlet or via this outlet to that switch, so you gotta vacuum the whole grid again! Another day, of course!1 -
I was fine with a lot of the "getting older" signs and symptoms....but the one that hit me the hardest was noticing my gray chest hair...just killed me.
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It's okay. Lots of dudes are shaving their chests these days. Which is hilarious. Go nuts.0
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Too many to list and, since forgetfulness is one of them, I probably couldn't accurately list them anyways. Feeling a little light headed, I better go have my morning Ensure.
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A bad fairy came while I was sleeping and replace my youthful strong knee with one of a 90 year old woman....I'm setting a trap to avoid losing the other knee.1
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When is too early to go to bed?1
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it seems like every other time I get done taking a shiit I end up with a bad case of the hemmies.....all this originated from doing leg exercises too2
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