Old people probs

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  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
    Hotspur11 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    The grey hairs are showing up in strange places.

    OHHHH YEA

    Not of are they grey but they are growing in areas where they never gree before!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited August 2018
    Finally finding your car keys only to forget what you were looking for when inside the vehicle...
  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    My Achilles tendons randomly started hurting in the mornings. Why am I limping around after I get out of bed!? I'm 35. C'mon, man. Hold it together, you're only halfway dead!
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    not being able to bend down to get my AARP card when it slips for my trembling hands while getting those great AARP discounts.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    did "old" ever get defined? did I miss it?
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    I just pulled a muscle in my neck. Does that count as old people probs?
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    I just pulled a muscle in my neck. Does that count as old people probs?

    Depends. Did you pull it trying to zip your dress?

    I did that once.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    edited August 2018
    I used to have biking injuries... now I have sleep injuries.

    I used to look forward to weekend plans. Now I hate them. All plans.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    I am a grumpy pants odl guy today...for no partiuclar reason.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    edited August 2018
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I am a grumpy pants odl guy today...for no partiuclar reason.

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    better?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I am a grumpy pants odl guy today...for no partiuclar reason.

    I get grumpy when I'm tired. I'm tired.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I am a grumpy pants odl guy today...for no partiuclar reason.

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    better?

    lol. Uhhhh, no :D
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I am a grumpy pants odl guy today...for no partiuclar reason.

    I get grumpy when I'm tired. I'm tired.

    I am glad that isn't the case for me, cuz I am always tired anymore! Eek! :/

    I am just annoyed at everything ATM
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    JeepHair77 wrote: »
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    I just pulled a muscle in my neck. Does that count as old people probs?

    Depends. Did you pull it trying to zip your dress?

    I did that once.

    Nope. Was sitting and turned around to put something behind me :| That's definitely ole people probs
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I've never had a cavity before. Today, a piece of my tooth broke off on a gummy bear. If this is what it means to get old, I'm done. :(

    But the dentist has already fixed it. :)
  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    Wow a gummy bear? Not a good sign. If you're going to kill a tooth, next time go for some beef jerky or a bottle cap. :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    amwbox wrote: »
    Wow a gummy bear? Not a good sign. If you're going to kill a tooth, next time go for some beef jerky or a bottle cap. :D

    I don't eat bottle caps. :|
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    I think of myself as "middle aged" and someone confronted me about that and asked if I thought I would live to 126. I missed the whole of my 60th year becasue I forgot I had turned 60 and kept thinking I was still 59. And when you go for a routine dr. visit and they say "there is one more thing we need to check" and you know it means another test and probably more pills. One of my get healthy goals is to be able to stop taking some of my pills for HBP and triglycides.
  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    Psht. Well there's your problem. Teeth have been coddled.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    I think of myself as "middle aged" and someone confronted me about that and asked if I thought I would live to 126. I missed the whole of my 60th year becasue I forgot I had turned 60 and kept thinking I was still 59. And when you go for a routine dr. visit and they say "there is one more thing we need to check" and you know it means another test and probably more pills. One of my get healthy goals is to be able to stop taking some of my pills for HBP and triglycides.

    Ohhh yes, hitting all those milestone years when new tests suddenly become necessary.
  • SandSeaSkySoul
    SandSeaSkySoul Posts: 212 Member
    edited August 2018
    When you've to vacuum your carpet within grids, instead of the whole area at once!

    I am going to vacuum this corner of the room, via this outlet to that outlet & then you forget if you did it via this outlet to that outlet or via this outlet to that switch, so you gotta vacuum the whole grid again! Another day, of course!
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  • DW1Texas
    DW1Texas Posts: 131 Member
    I was fine with a lot of the "getting older" signs and symptoms....but the one that hit me the hardest was noticing my gray chest hair...just killed me.zg04ohoa2aus.jpg
  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    It's okay. Lots of dudes are shaving their chests these days. Which is hilarious. Go nuts. :)
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Too many to list and, since forgetfulness is one of them, I probably couldn't accurately list them anyways. Feeling a little light headed, I better go have my morning Ensure.
  • jacq0220
    jacq0220 Posts: 27 Member
    A bad fairy came while I was sleeping and replace my youthful strong knee with one of a 90 year old woman....I'm setting a trap to avoid losing the other knee.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When is too early to go to bed?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    When is too early to go to bed?

    4:59pm
  • PWRLFTR1
    PWRLFTR1 Posts: 324 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    When is too early to go to bed?

    My very young cousin (25) dog/house sat for me one weekend, when I came home she asked if I went to bed around 9? I ask why, apparently my dog heads to the bedroom around that time...even on a Saturday night. So it is never too early to go to bed.
  • thapainmaka
    thapainmaka Posts: 105 Member
    edited August 2018
    it seems like every other time I get done taking a shiit I end up with a bad case of the hemmies.....all this originated from doing leg exercises too :/
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