Old people probs

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    When is too early to go to bed?

    4:59pm

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    had to get some reading glasses for my logic puzzling :cry:
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    When is too early to go to bed?

    4:59pm

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    Just take an 18hr nap.
  • PangPangPrincess109
    PangPangPrincess109 Posts: 63 Member
    I sat in a squat position. On the way up, my knees sounded like someone was popping a bag of jiffy pop.
  • Ghostofachance
    Ghostofachance Posts: 305 Member
    When you go to the movies and fall asleep at least for a few minutes because the theater is dark and the seats recline.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Mystery bruises.
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    When nearly all your doctors, dentists, clergy, and kids’ teachers are younger than you.
  • Lawman7788
    Lawman7788 Posts: 32 Member
    I wake up in the morning feeling like the Tin Man when first discovered along the yellow brick road!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2018
    As an old man, when a severely hot lady offers you super sex,
    ... you take the soup.
  • epr3996
    epr3996 Posts: 2,719 Member
    When you see someone and go introduce yourself and they tell you yes we talked yesterday!
  • CDAVCROSSFIT
    CDAVCROSSFIT Posts: 140 Member
    When you sit on your balls at least once a day.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    As an old man, when a severely hot lady offers you super sex,
    ... you take the soup.

    lol. My grandmother used to tell that joke all the time! Love it.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I'm just broken right now. I need some new parts and a tune up, maybe an overhaul.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    When you are sick, but you are old and have a strong work ethic so you still get up and make it through the day...grrrr....
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