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  • gstaubs1
    gstaubs1 Posts: 200 Member
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    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
  • Josh_From_Louisiana
    Josh_From_Louisiana Posts: 42 Member
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    Best thread ever! 🤣🤣😂
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
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    Horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris and Superman fought, the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

    Chuck Norris once pissed on a group of turtles and created the TMNT
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

    Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
  • tinak33
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    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

    The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered, is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Chuck Norris once picked an orange out of an apple tree and then made the best damn lemonade ever tasted

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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