The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,551 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
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    I’mma have to watch this show now
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,503 Member
    arsoria24 wrote: »
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    Oh hey.
  • arsoria24
    arsoria24 Posts: 110 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    arsoria24 wrote: »
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    Oh hey.
    Hi 👋🏽 😀
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
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    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    It’s what happens when you go toe-to-toe with a Bison!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
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    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    :p
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
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    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    2jv1s3xh261p.jpeg

    Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.

    Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants

    I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.

    Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job :D

    Well his uniform does say Gang Unit. If he can handle them. He can handle us lol
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
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    Crows feet...
    Bags under my eyes...
    Greys in my stubble...
    The face can’t disguise...
    That being a dad...
    Well in to my 40s...
    Oh hello there man-boobs...
    I’m no longer sporty...

    I wake with a yawn...
    That turns to a moan..
    And stiff in my hips
    It grows to a groan...
    I cannot disguise...
    The pain I feel...
    Until I hear him babbling...
    Then I know it’s real...

    I’m a dad in my 40s...
    And I have so much love for him...
    So I heave myself to work...
    And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!


    This is awesome
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
    ha69jh8cs9fh.jpeg

    Crows feet...
    Bags under my eyes...
    Greys in my stubble...
    The face can’t disguise...
    That being a dad...
    Well in to my 40s...
    Oh hello there man-boobs...
    I’m no longer sporty...

    I wake with a yawn...
    That turns to a moan..
    And stiff in my hips
    It grows to a groan...
    I cannot disguise...
    The pain I feel...
    Until I hear him babbling...
    Then I know it’s real...

    I’m a dad in my 40s...
    And I have so much love for him...
    So I heave myself to work...
    And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!


    Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age :|
  • Rich42677
    Rich42677 Posts: 467 Member

    ilfaith wrote: »
    You can tell it is unfiltered my the remnants of my lipstick applied hours ago...and the wrinkles of course.

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    I suppose I could have made some effort to smile.
    Wow what a beauty 😍

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