The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread
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New hair color. Darker than usual. For some reason my phone picks it up as more red than it looks in person...also...don't mind my red eyes had one hell of a night trying to sleep.
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Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.2 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job
Well his uniform does say Gang Unit. If he can handle them. He can handle us lol4 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
This is awesome1 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age3 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Just wondering who is gonna be the first here to ask about his weapon lol1 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Men age like fine wine....us women....we just age
Sadly not all of us. I always hoped to age like Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery. Instead I'm aging like a goblin.I always thought women aged like fine wine.
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Showing off my new FDNY camo hat....:)
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Merrysailor5 wrote: »
That 5am, can’t sleep, what is sleep.... kitchen light filter.....
Mary I love the shape of your eyes.0 -
ExileFromTheNorth wrote: »
Crows feet...
Bags under my eyes...
Greys in my stubble...
The face can’t disguise...
That being a dad...
Well in to my 40s...
Oh hello there man-boobs...
I’m no longer sporty...
I wake with a yawn...
That turns to a moan..
And stiff in my hips
It grows to a groan...
I cannot disguise...
The pain I feel...
Until I hear him babbling...
Then I know it’s real...
I’m a dad in my 40s...
And I have so much love for him...
So I heave myself to work...
And pass the hours till I can see his tiny smile again!
Good looking DAD, Manni!1 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pantsR3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.SnackherBarrell wrote: »R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
Tired blood-shot eyes filter in full use.
Oh office I think I have illegal paraphernalia in my pants
I was about to say the same thing but now you've ruined it for me.
Well maybe we just both need to be searched at the same time? He seems good at his job
assume the position!1
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