You Know You're Getting Old When......
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elisa123gal wrote: »when you decide lose weight - not for vanity or a special occasion...but for health and longevity.
That is so true!1 -
You have to tick the next age group on forms 😓4
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When you get spammed for Medicare supplementary plans. When AARP sends you the invitation to join (it will arrive right around your 50th birthday. How do they know?)0
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When the 21-year-olds that you work with tell you that you're boring when you tell them that getting drunk is boring.1
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You have to ask your nieces how Snapplechat works. 😓😢3
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When giggles and sh.ts is for reals! 😳5
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Old, wise, toe-may-toe, tuh-mah-toe.
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TheRoadDog wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: ».....you are going to a concert this evening at 8pm and you're planning on taking a nap after work so you can stay awake for the whole concert.
Not a Joke. Leaving work at 2. Taking a nap. Going to see Greta Van Fleet at 8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
Ooooooooh!!!! This is the best kinda evening to be rested up for, no matter how old you are. I bet that show will be great!!! Take some pics and post please.
You know you're getting old when you know you won't be able to "take pics and post them please". Have yet to take a selfie.
Boooooh! https://youtu.be/Tda3oIa1KLc Here's the show you attended. Just incase you fell asleep.1 -
When you keep your socks on in bed cause you can’t bend over and each your toes in the mornings3
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You feel like the days, weeks and years are going by too fast.
When you and your spouse (or SO) stop buying gifts for each other, because you already have bought whatever it was you wanted.4 -
You are at a finally at a position in your life to get a Russian Tortoise (such amazing, cool pets) but you can't because most likely it will out live you (40 year life span)2
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When you're walking around with coins in your pocket thinking about how nice one of those football-shaped change holders would be.3
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Ghostofachance wrote: »When you're walking around with coins in your pocket thinking about how nice one of those football-shaped change holders would be.
I have been carrying one for the past 2-3 years.
Pink no less, because I am a secure man. I'm also colorblind, so it doesn't really matter to me.
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I feel old when I catch myself saying “ I use to wear that” or “ wow that’s back in style”.
Spice girl shoes are back ( platforms)
When you see teenagers wearing fila and champion attire... and you already been there done that.
When you hear backstreet boys have been around for over 20 years.
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You know you're getting old when dinner conversations revolve around body functions (or lack of), what new meds the doctor has put you on, and what Medicare plan you're going to sign up for in December.
Every day. I'm 21. But with epilepsy that made my mind and some days my body that way1 -
You are enjoying quilting compared before. Also, when you prefer sleeping than going to a party during wekends.1
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...the only songs you can sing along with are on the oldies station
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When friends and family members kids get taller than you...and can hold an interesting conversation0
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... your child invites to their retirement party.2
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When the sound your joints make sometimes could be successfully used in one of those dubstep songs.
Then you are smacked with the sudden realization that you are slowly moving from carefree living to „it's all downhill from here”, and „when was the last time something wasn't sore or achy?”. You count your remaining qualifying years in horror and wonder if you're ever gonna get there.
Then you pour yourself a whiskey, or pop a beer and go watch a cooking show. Yes, on Saturday evening.5 -
When you hire a cleaning person and a lawn service because although you have the time to do these things, you no longer have the energy.
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When you receive this magazine in the mail...(my grandma just got it yesturday)...called "Old Farts, New Solutions"0
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elsie6hickman wrote: »When you hire a cleaning person and a lawn service because although you have the time to do these things, you no longer have the energy.
I don't have the time, nor the desire. Still have to hire someone...2 -
LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: ».....you are going to a concert this evening at 8pm and you're planning on taking a nap after work so you can stay awake for the whole concert.
Not a Joke. Leaving work at 2. Taking a nap. Going to see Greta Van Fleet at 8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
Ooooooooh!!!! This is the best kinda evening to be rested up for, no matter how old you are. I bet that show will be great!!! Take some pics and post please.
You know you're getting old when you know you won't be able to "take pics and post them please". Have yet to take a selfie.
Boooooh! https://youtu.be/Tda3oIa1KLc Here's the show you attended. Just incase you fell asleep.
Didn't fall asleep. They were great.2 -
Fighting for vs fighting with becomes a no brainier.0
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You hear your favorite song from high school on the classic rock station, at first you think it's ridiculous that they'd put a song that isn't even that old on the classic rock station, then you remember how long you've been out of high school 😬1
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