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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    How people preach on a subject but you know damn well they’ve done the same thing they are preaching about.

    ie all parents

    what like telling you children "we don't lick people" or bite... or scratch? :D:D:D
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    ... Haven't been able to shake it off since I'd happened upon it via a subscription "Food insecurity & tribal solutions - The Navajo Nation, Arizona."
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    With a garage off to the side filled with men saying... I dont need instructions/directions, I know what I'm doing!

    ?

    "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ALWAYS PUT EXTRA SCREWS IN THE PACKAGE YOU DONT NEED ALL OF THEM GOD JUST LISTEN"
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    With a garage off to the side filled with men saying... I dont need instructions/directions, I know what I'm doing!

    ?

    "NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ALWAYS PUT EXTRA SCREWS IN THE PACKAGE YOU DONT NEED ALL OF THEM GOD JUST LISTEN"

    So you're raising your voice at me now? It's ok.... IM FINE.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    You might be on to something. Maybe some snow for added ambiance.

    they could also have a room where they all wear sweaters but the thermostat is set at 81
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    a haunted house where a couple argues passive aggressively shutting drawers a lil too firmly and saying things like “looks like someone ate the rest of the peanut butter and didn’t replace it” until finally the guy goes into the garage and wife goes into the master bedroom and shuts the door and u just hear the faint sound of hgtv droning on in the background and her muffled sobbing

    "well looks like we're out of coffee again. guess i'll run to the store and pick some up. you're just gonna stay here and watch netflix again?"
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,290 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    and “ I don’t care where we eat, you choose”.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    a haunted house where a couple argues passive aggressively shutting drawers a lil too firmly and saying things like “looks like someone ate the rest of the peanut butter and didn’t replace it” until finally the guy goes into the garage and wife goes into the master bedroom and shuts the door and u just hear the faint sound of hgtv droning on in the background and her muffled sobbing

    "well looks like we're out of coffee again. guess i'll run to the store and pick some up. you're just gonna stay here and watch netflix again?"

    “looks like the dishwasher didn’t get run again. i’ll go ahead and do it” *clatter of silverware being thrown in sink*

    "oh i guess my clothes didn't get put in the dryer last night"
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    and “ I don’t care where we eat, you choose”.

    hey that one's got an easy solution actually.
    you just gotta hit her with "hey im taking you out to eat tonight- guess where?" and whatever the first place she says, you say "yep you guessed it baby" and you take her to that place.

    “I hope not Whataburger again”

    *turns radio up*
    *justin timberlake's 'Mirrors' plays"

    "ha funny you know he wrote that for his grandparents? they must have really loved each other."
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,290 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    and “ I don’t care where we eat, you choose”.

    hey that one's got an easy solution actually.
    you just gotta hit her with "hey im taking you out to eat tonight- guess where?" and whatever the first place she says, you say "yep you guessed it baby" and you take her to that place.

    You sir are my HERO!
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,290 Member
    Womanvsfood18 wrote: »
    I need ssssssss.......

    Voldemort???
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    and “ I don’t care where we eat, you choose”.

    I like to pretend that I don't fall into stereotypes but I am 100% guilty of this

    this is, somehow, not surprising. not even a little bit. not even at all.
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    My favorite “the office” bit is holly and Micheal making the same joke at each other in different ways
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Today it felt lonely walking into an empty house. I don't feel this way often but today, I did.
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  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    How everything is temporary. The good. The bad.... I want to hold on to the good longer this time around.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    I just got a message from a friend of mine that got back from Florida last night. She went out of her way to stop at Hayleigh's favorite beach spot and she said she brought me back a shell from there. I'm going to end the day on that good note.

    That was a nice thing to do.
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    I think Facebook is tryin to tell me something. I’ve had 4 eharmony ads in like the last 10 minutes
  • adamwatt305
    adamwatt305 Posts: 35 Member
    Can’t wait to get through his 12 hr shift!!!!!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    you know i think it'd be pretty cool if they made a haunted house but it was just filled with women saying "IM FINE"

    and “ I don’t care where we eat, you choose”.

    hey that one's got an easy solution actually.
    you just gotta hit her with "hey im taking you out to eat tonight- guess where?" and whatever the first place she says, you say "yep you guessed it baby" and you take her to that place.

    This would probably not work for me. I have low expectations and would probably guess Burger King out of dread, not desire
  • servant2you
    servant2you Posts: 30 Member
    Family members who have chosen to forget you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    servant2you wrote: »
    Family members who have chosen to forget you.

    That's tough.. sorry :(

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