You Know You're Getting Old When......

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  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    You yearn to visit a mobility shop cos you NEED one of those dam scooters.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    You yearn for a new Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons album.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    You have an insatiable thirst for early nights.
  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,795 Member
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    When you get that first AARP solicitation letter.

    I don't think I was old when I got my first one. :D
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Your C.R.A.Z.Y Friday night consists of falling asleep on the sofa after 2 sips of red wine and the opening scene of the movie.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,524 Member
    When you find out the boy wirh whom you played spin-the-bottle in the seventh grade is about to be a grandpa.
  • PressingPatience
    PressingPatience Posts: 49 Member
    When you tell people you were around before the internet, before cellular phones, and before cable TV and they don't believe you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,469 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    When I became a Great Grandfather this week.

    Congratulations 🙂
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,272 Member
    When you can still beat your kids at a video game (Space Invaders) because they can't figure out how to work a controller that only has one button and one joystick (Atari Flashback).
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    ...you turn 50 very soon.
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    You fart and let's be honest......You worry. You worry a lot.

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