We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            It’s mine!!!! All mine!!!!!
We broke up cuz I’m a villain0 - 
            I asked for committment and she had me committed.

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            He Always wanted to play Lead !
Guitar's Silly People
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            His car only had one seat1
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            She liked my friend better0
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            I always felt like he was looking down on me.0
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            He was too good looking to be with me0
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            She left me to become a runway model.0
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            I was scared of his T-shirt0
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            She didn't like superheros0
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            He wouldn’t be my superhero0
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            Super wasn't good enough...she needed the hero part too0
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            I was hiding his birthday present and found a hidden box which had over 3,690 printouts from MFP friends along with numbers and address. He told me he had only chatted with a few people! Then I found he also had a i-phone we had agreed to use only androids!0
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            He was always way too wordy in his replies0
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            He refused to watch TWD on netflix with me! he said it was stupid!0
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            what he called TWD was actually old 8mm movies of his family's holidays0
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            He kept how old I was by showing me 16mm black and white movies of the 50's. it was just mean!0
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            He always had his headphones in...never listened to a word I said.0
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            He never stopped singing that same song by Toby Keith I had to use my headphones 24/70
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            He stopped bring me flowers.
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            He brought me dead flowers0
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            He was always doing the Macarena0
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            Thought the macarena was the Mexican national anthem0
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            Wouldn't stop talking about his time with Los del Rio.0
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            He played country music0
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            She only played Icelandic death metal when we did it2
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            His idea of a night out was taking the recycling out to the curb after the sun set0
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            She was nice, but the poltergeists that followed her around were tough to deal with0
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            We decided to do a show and tell well i didn't expect her to bring home a male stripper to show me!
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            He ate cold cereal with his hands0
 
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