We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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The only time he took me to a restaurant we had to order through a loud speaker and the meal came with a toy.1
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He never wanted to share the toy from his meal0
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She would use the fries for walrus impressions
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(So immature of her, I use straws
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He always wore his high school football jersey to Sunday night family dinner0 -
She broke wind at family dinner and made the dog throw up0
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She kept blaming me for her gas0
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She kept bringing her cat along on every date0
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He didn't like my pu...
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LMAO....I'm sure I would...0
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He had no *kitten* cause he laughed it off0
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too much *kitten* for me...0
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Because I like 7 kinds of crazy but she was 9 kinds of crazy!0
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His heavy bag had more personality than he did0
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My tomato garden was more soulful than her.0
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He was more interested in vegetables0
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she found out I buy tomatoes instead of growing them0
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he started drinking Crown Royal at 9am called it his pre-workout!0
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his idea of curls was a beer in each hand0
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he was always going commando0
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She always wanted me to wear a Kilt and damn it got breezy!0
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He looked better in a skirt than I do0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He looked better in a skirt than I do
She was jealous of my rock solid asss and legs that go on well till they connect with my feet!0 -
His constant need to drink out of a sippy cup0
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She babied everyone0
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He kept breaking our dates to go out with other friends!0
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Nope, we didn't.. lies all lies0
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I'd always wake up to her lotioning the cat0
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She wanted the full package and I was only able to offer 3/4's0
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