We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    Because she liked red vines and I'm a black licorice man.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Once he took his scarf off I saw the Adam's apple!
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    he was too engrossed in wearing a dress
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She got mad that I looked better in that one Sun Dress!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    He kept stealing my clothes
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    had false teeth and wore a hair net
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    She was digging for gold, yet throwing away a fortune in feelings.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    he always had weird sayings.......like he was reading them out of an old book
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    katerwedo wrote: »
    he always had weird sayings.......like he was reading them out of an old book

    Her idea of a deep read was Dr Seuss.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    He thought he was so smart.....but keep wearing his shorts backwards and didn't even know it.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    katerwedo wrote: »
    He thought he was so smart.....but keep wearing his shorts backwards and didn't even know it.

    She kept her pee in a mason jar. We won't talk about what she did with the other stuff!
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    drank his own piss ....cause he thought it made him look tough....like his photo
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    katerwedo wrote: »
    drank his own piss ....cause he thought it made him look tough....like his photo

    Used her piss as a perfume.
  • katerwedo
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    sniffed his own farts
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    katerwedo wrote: »
    sniffed his own farts

    I had to for fresh air as yours was blocking out the sun.
  • katerwedo
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    don't know what was worse his breath or his farts.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    Her cats stopped using the litter box because of the smell. Turned out to be her funk.
  • bling_7
    bling_7 Posts: 25 Member
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    Because he looks too much like Robert Dinero
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    cause she was delusional
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    She thought crazy was a bad thing

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