You’re not getting a gift from me, because..

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......



    ...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make

    I love you so much 😂
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......



    ...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make

    I've seen the face of evil.
  • FitAndLean_5738
    FitAndLean_5738 Posts: 90 Member
    The only thing you want costs over $2,000 and I don't have that kind of money right now. And if I did have that kind of money it wouldn't be going to you.
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  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    Because your farts smell like cheese
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    You said I look like your mother, only more methy.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
    i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
    i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.

    *Prepares Justin Timberlake gif with much delight*
    ...

    its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
    anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!

    *Sadly deletes gif *

    I've been dying to post that in what song are you listening to.....step 1. Get a box..step 2....hahahaha....I really do have the humor of a twelve year old boy😏
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Because of your pp* mockery

    @standenvernet @denny_mac

    *profile pic
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Because of your pp* mockery

    @standenvernet @denny_mac

    *profile pic

    Because you won't let me wear your tee-shirt.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Because my brothers have like 20 kids each and I can’t afford one more person
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  • justinewillcutyou
    justinewillcutyou Posts: 530 Member
    Because Cap is between than Spiderman
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    Because you eat your ice cream out of a bowl with a fork and knife.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    You have Louis Vuitton taste on my Old Navy budget
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    edited December 2018
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    You have Louis Vuitton taste on my Old Navy budget

    I thought old navy was good ?
    huh

    Edit: Nevermind... I just saw the thread you made. Been knocking back a few egg nogs tonight yeah? 😁
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    I got you a bunch of gift cards but you have to sort out which one has money on them
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Tenebrous_D wrote: »
    Taco. I tried to give her a gift on Friday, but didn't hear from her all weekend so I took it back

    Take that back
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    edited December 2018
    Because evidently I can't afford your taste. I have not seen you wear the necklace I bought for your birthday not even once. You wear necklaces every single day. I guess you didn't like it, and that's okay but I'm not bothering getting you anything for Christmas because I can't tell if you liked it, or it's not expensive enough or what...so you'll get a simple "Merry Christmas" from me.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Im getting every person on mfp that has not woo'd me christmas present.....

    Your list must be super small. :p
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Im getting every person on mfp that has not woo'd me christmas present.....

    Your list must be super small. :p

    Thus posting it in a why you arent getting a gift thread ;)
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Im getting every person on mfp that has not woo'd me christmas present.....

    I prefer gift cards or cash, please.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    edited December 2018
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Wait. I said on a roll and it changed that to a sweary? If my luck is this bad I'm not looking good for tomorrow aaaaaaaaah.

    More beer ! Yeah

    You said torrent.

    ETA: Hmm how is t0rrent a swear word?
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    You nicknamed me Hank

    Cuz your name is Hank :wink:
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Because you are bat *kitten* crazy & I don't care if you don't like it.
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    Because I did not want to give you one more thing to complain about.
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    because you are a waste of perfectly good oxygen.
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    and because your name is Frank and that is to close to Hank.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    You don’t like pineapples on pizza.
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    Im getting every person on mfp that has not woo'd me christmas present.....
    @bojack5

    I look forward to my ticket 😆

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