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If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

MarcA1218

If you woke up and the person above you was in your bed next to you what would you do?
1. Cuddle and go back to sleep
2. Tell them to leave
3. Offer morning sexy time
4. Call the cops
5. Get freaky
6. ???

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justinewillcutyou

Ask her if she wanted to go get pancakes in our pajamas

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jamesakrobinson

Tell her where the coffee and coffee pot are and ask her to make sure mine has only cream and no sugar in it when she gets back in. 😉

Ironlady70

Think I was in the land of Oz

Hotspur11

wonder if she wants her coffee black or not?

Bill9160

wonder why I had a dumbbell in my bed

burlygirl90

Get freaky

terrordawg

Give her and @bill9160 some space! 😂

Reckoner67

"I'm so sorry, you've made a terrible mistake"

katerwedo

call the cops....zip tie and leave him on the curb

epr31295

I would run there is Crazy then there is @katerwedo crazy!

Bill9160

I would explain to him the error in his ways and suggest he seek out counseling

Reckoner67

"Good morning, Bill. You might be wondering where you are. Well, your memory will return in time--or it won't. You see, I've placed two glasses before you. One contains a harmless glass of water, while the other contains a deadly neurotoxin designed to make your head shoot off like a cork from a champagne bottle. Before you say anything, I know what you're thinking...and if you choose to drink neither of them, I will release a dozen hungry cats...because while you were sleeping, you were painted with meat-juice. A TASTY TREAT FOR A HUNGRY CAT, BILL.

Choose wisely."