We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

He objectified me!

back_in_black

She flaunted her figure all the time, but got upset when I reacted to it.

craiglawanna0911

She wouldn't let me 💋 her thighs

xXxSeriouslyxXx

Can't trust him around cakes. lmao

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

Locked all the desserts and candy in a safe only accessible by thumbprint, retina, and voice verification.

I got into great shape though.

He liked playing secret agent a little too much

back_in_black

She didn't want to be my Bond Girl anymore.

he never got out of his car

4bugsmama

She was always giving me the side eye

she wanted to arm wrestle about everything

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

She beat me in arm wrestling and refused a rematch to let me defend my honor.

he was a wimp

Bill9160

she would never let me win at arm wrestling

he had to win at EVERYTHING

Her breath during the middle of the night woke me up and was so bad I went back to my place only to find out we were at my place!

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

He was a Red Sox fan. Go Rays!

4bugsmama

He thought baseball is where it's at. When in all actuality, it's all about the college hoops

Rileyjomadison

He didnt get that i was not so big on sports. He was always talking about redsox vs rays ( how he thought they were the best at football)

The only sport she watched was midget bowling I just didn't understand the entertainment value!

Bill9160

Red Sox fans and Yankee fans do not mix

He thought I liked sports

She never knew what I liked!

He didn't like me

slimgirljo15

She liked the neighbour a little too much

She forgot to text me at 11:59 on new years Eve!

He wanted to be my New Year's date from the other room

She quit work to stay home and watch reruns of Oprah all day!

He refused to be my sugar daddy