If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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Ask her if she wanted to go get pancakes in our pajamas0
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Tell her where the coffee and coffee pot are and ask her to make sure mine has only cream and no sugar in it when she gets back in. 😉
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Think I was in the land of Oz0
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wonder if she wants her coffee black or not?0
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wonder why I had a dumbbell in my bed0
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Get freaky1
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Give her and @bill9160 some space! 😂1
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"I'm so sorry, you've made a terrible mistake"0
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call the cops....zip tie and leave him on the curb0
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I would run there is Crazy then there is @katerwedo crazy!1
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I would explain to him the error in his ways and suggest he seek out counseling0
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"Good morning, Bill. You might be wondering where you are. Well, your memory will return in time--or it won't. You see, I've placed two glasses before you. One contains a harmless glass of water, while the other contains a deadly neurotoxin designed to make your head shoot off like a cork from a champagne bottle. Before you say anything, I know what you're thinking...and if you choose to drink neither of them, I will release a dozen hungry cats...because while you were sleeping, you were painted with meat-juice. A TASTY TREAT FOR A HUNGRY CAT, BILL.
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I don’t know, but I’m getting the hell outta here!!2
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I'd move in close and snuggle all day.0
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Round 2 bayybeee1
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Good Morning. Hope you had fun last night.1
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Dead_Mans_Party wrote: »Good Morning. Hope you had fun last night.
I did..0 -
Round 3.1
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Big smiles!1
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I'd have questions, but I'd probably go back to sleep anyway1
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Wonder what @theresa120 was making us for breakfast0
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I would put him into a food coma 🥞🍳🥓0
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That's a nice sight to wake up to.0
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Wonder if superman can cook.....1
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Where the guy to our threesome went 😆1
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I'd snuggle up tight.0
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explain that there are no monsters under his bed and send him back to his room0
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Please leave...but cook up a breakfast before you go 😂0
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