My date with the person above me was going great until...
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I'll pay for the airfare, you just have to unwrap her from the straight jacket1
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He had me put on a straight jacket1
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was wearing some kinda silly jacket1
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He was a little crazier than I could handle.0
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She was just the right amount of crazy, which caused me to question myself until it all blew up (as these things do)0
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He had a problem with me blowing things up1
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Until I ate my desert and hers!
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He stole my chips, no one steals my chips0
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She had this weird obsession with chips0
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all the chips were gone, nothing to dip in my mushy peas
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He expected me to mash up all his food for him0
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She looked at me.0
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She thought I was to crazy
Well He did too !0 -
He didn't know my gender and was afraid to ask0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He didn't know my gender and was afraid to ask
I don't think I could mistake that
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I thought he was a Drag racer not a Drag queen!0
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His makeup looked better than mine0
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Her real date arrived0
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Batman showed up1
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His fake beard started to peel off0
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She drank to much and threw up on me0
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He took my shirt because he got puked on.0
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He showed up...before that I was having a great time0
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I realised it was a false beard0
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We began to argue non-stop about who was the best '70s Heavy Metal front man. She kept insisting it was Paul Simon... Totally didn't understand the genre.0
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He said my ab looked good as he showed us all his 12 pack lol0
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He arrested me for stalking 😂0
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The sheriff showed up with the restraining order....lol0
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