You’re not getting a gift from me, because..

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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    you juuust lightly brushed my shoulder as I was walking out of the restroom and you were going in :neutral:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    crampus1 wrote: »
    Because you eat your ice cream out of a bowl with a fork and knife.

    What kind of monster does this!?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Because I've given to you all year.
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,711 Member
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    There aren't any Ben Franklin's around to buy candy cigarettes from any longer.
  • lililomo2
    lililomo2 Posts: 250 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......



    ...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make

    but please that chunky scarf i wantttttttttt
  • lililomo2
    lililomo2 Posts: 250 Member
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    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Because you are like a cancer id rather cut you out and get on with my life.

    Love you sis.

    come on over here - i got loads of cancer for you to cut out
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
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    because my animals come 1st.
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,711 Member
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    Because I just had to pay property taxes.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    It's not you, it's me. I am spending a ton of money remodeling my home and my kids are a higher priority than you with what's left of the Christmas budget. Since I'm not getting you anything, it would make me feel a lot better if you don't get me anything either.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    You are making my child's life a nightmare right now. Watch out for mama bear....
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    You do not consider or regard my son.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
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    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Because you eat your ice cream out of a bowl with a fork and knife.

    What kind of monster does this!?

    A talented one. I'm pretty skilled with cutlery but this one is beyond me.
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,711 Member
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    I know you were helping my ex cheat while we were married.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    zorander6 wrote: »
    I know you were helping my ex cheat while we were married.

    Good reason 🙁
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
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    I'm not rich yet. I can make you a card though

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