Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • _smartbroker
    _smartbroker Posts: 96 Member
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    pokemon battles on youtube?
  • bigbandjohn
    bigbandjohn Posts: 769 Member
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    drningning wrote: »
    pokemon battles on youtube?

    someone actually told me this years ago.....
    pokemon porn on redtube?
  • _smartbroker
    _smartbroker Posts: 96 Member
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    bigbandjohn wrote: »
    drningning wrote: »
    pokemon battles on youtube?

    someone actually told me this years ago.....
    pokemon porn on redtube?

    ok, yea. they went deep...
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    drningning wrote: »
    bigbandjohn wrote: »
    drningning wrote: »
    pokemon battles on youtube?

    someone actually told me this years ago.....
    pokemon porn on redtube?

    ok, yea. they went deep...

    That's what he said.
  • rlarkin591
    rlarkin591 Posts: 39 Member
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    Dang, scabies are back
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    @bigbandjohn I appreciate these
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  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Let's watch Bio Dome!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    epr31295 wrote: »
    Let's watch Bio Dome!

    Ha!
    I’ll watch that *kitten* with you!
    Wouldn’t ruin a date with me......
    (I know, I know, it’s a ridiculous movie but I laugh).


    Don’t laugh much huh?
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
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    Nearly forgot my cream
  • redneck8814
    redneck8814 Posts: 284 Member
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    So your a girl?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    A bit of both
  • redneck8814
    redneck8814 Posts: 284 Member
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    Mom's calling gotta go...
  • bigbandjohn
    bigbandjohn Posts: 769 Member
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    Gotta love crap double-entendre.....

    Two Words.... Blow Pop.
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Are your boobies real? B)B)
  • Savagawea
    Savagawea Posts: 62 Member
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    This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:

    “She’s chubby but doable.”

    Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    ZLGreenwood wrote: »
    This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:

    “She’s chubby but doable.”

    Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out

    It was a compliment!!
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    I am your father
  • bigbandjohn
    bigbandjohn Posts: 769 Member
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    PAFC84 wrote: »
    I am your father

    I actually met a girl in Australia who probably would of liked that. She was sweet, but I had to tell her I wasn't interested because she looked like my sister. Her response was "OOOOH... Kinky!"

    How about:

    You are my dinner.
  • Savagawea
    Savagawea Posts: 62 Member
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    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ZLGreenwood wrote: »
    This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:

    “She’s chubby but doable.”

    Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out

    It was a compliment!!

    Hahaha it did not feel like a compliment st the time 😆

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