Ruin a date - with just 4 words

cee134

Wanna see my spatulas?

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taco_inspector

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

It's just athletes foot

... yeah, but... THERE ... HOW ???

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timdeeseven

You gotta purty mouth

PAFC84

ZLGreenwood wrote: »

PAFC84 wrote: »

ZLGreenwood wrote: »

This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:

“She’s chubby but doable.”

Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out

It was a compliment!!

Hahaha it did not feel like a compliment st the time 😆

I'm just happy to be called doable lol

PAFC84

bigbandjohn wrote: »

PAFC84 wrote: »

I am your father

I actually met a girl in Australia who probably would of liked that. She was sweet, but I had to tell her I wasn't interested because she looked like my sister. Her response was "OOOOH... Kinky!"

How about:

You are my dinner.

I have already eaten.

alicebhsia1

My ex was/did this/that.

PAFC84

I poop bigger things.

Motorsheen

timdeeseven wrote: »

You gotta purty mouth

I actually had a girl say that to me.


.... it dint ruin a thing

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PAFC84

Look into my eyes

PAFC84

I forgot my purse

PAFC84

A real man would....

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PAFC84

In a (my) past life

Pour_Decisions

My toy is bigger.

PAFC84

It smells like yeast?

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cee134

Talk to the hand.

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Motorsheen

CookingWithCumin wrote: »

Hope you like decaf

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HappilyDistracted

You're not that pretty

honeybee__12

It’s just side effects

epr31295

I have five testiclies!

honeybee__12

epr31295 wrote: »

I have five testiclies!

This is a bad thing?

I don’t wanna see!

epr31295

Want to touch them?