Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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... yeah, but... THERE ... HOW ???CookingWithCumin wrote: »It's just athletes foot0 -
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You gotta purty mouth2
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ZLGreenwood wrote: »ZLGreenwood wrote: »This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:
“She’s chubby but doable.”
Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out
It was a compliment!!
Hahaha it did not feel like a compliment st the time 😆
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timdeeseven wrote: »You gotta purty mouth
I actually had a girl say that to me.
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Look into my eyes0
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In a (my) past life0
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My toy is bigger.1
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Talk to the hand.
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »Hope you like decaf
post reported.1 -
You're not that pretty1
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It’s just side effects0
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