Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Wanna see my spatulas?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited January 2019
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    It's just athletes foot
    ... yeah, but... THERE ... HOW ???
  • timdeeseven
    timdeeseven Posts: 11 Member
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    You gotta purty mouth
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    ZLGreenwood wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ZLGreenwood wrote: »
    This is something that was over heard as a date took a phone call away from the table during a blind date:

    “She’s chubby but doable.”

    Needless to say all chubby bits of me knocked his drink over in “*kitten* yo drink” fashion and walked out

    It was a compliment!!

    Hahaha it did not feel like a compliment st the time 😆

    I'm just happy to be called doable lol
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    bigbandjohn wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    I am your father

    I actually met a girl in Australia who probably would of liked that. She was sweet, but I had to tell her I wasn't interested because she looked like my sister. Her response was "OOOOH... Kinky!"

    How about:

    You are my dinner.

    I have already eaten.
  • alicebhsia1
    alicebhsia1 Posts: 82 Member
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    My ex was/did this/that.
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    I poop bigger things.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    timdeeseven wrote: »
    You gotta purty mouth

    I actually had a girl say that to me.


    .... it dint ruin a thing
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    Look into my eyes
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    I forgot my purse
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    A real man would....
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    In a (my) past life
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    My toy is bigger.

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