38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

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  • Marx_MI
    Marx_MI Posts: 82 Member
    What super power would you want and why
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What are you going to do for your 40th birthday party?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    Ok I'm home with a sick kid today and already bored. I've always kind of wanted to do an Ask Me Anything thread but not sure if anyone is interested enough.
    Plus I know how bad y'all can be!

    May as well do one now!

    Did you squat over a bowl of steamed cabbage to exorcise the tapeworms out of your Vijay?

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Favorite 90’s gangsta rapper?

    Ice Cube. He's soo angry!

    You aight for a Thunder fan AA -

    Fan of any other sports or just basketball ?



    I like watching soccer aka non American football. Also I love the Olympics, but summer games are way more interesting than the winter games.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Marx_MI wrote: »
    What super power would you want and why

    Magical metabolism. Because fat.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    What are you going to do for your 40th birthday party?

    I was hoping you'd throw me a bigass MFP party.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    edited January 2019
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Favorite 90’s gangsta rapper?

    Ice Cube. He's soo angry!

    You aight for a Thunder fan AA -

    Fan of any other sports or just basketball ?



    I like watching soccer aka non American football. Also I love the Olympics, but summer games are way more interesting than the winter games.


    Last question- with ice cube your favorite rapper - are you more of a west coast rap fan vs east coast rap in general or do you care ?
  • KETO12CROSSFIT
    KETO12CROSSFIT Posts: 81 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    What are you going to do for your 40th birthday party?

    I was hoping you'd throw me a bigass MFP party.

    Can I come?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    what were you doing the first time you ever drank Everclear?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what were you doing the first time you ever drank Everclear?

    Never have I evercleared.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what were you doing the first time you ever drank Everclear?

    Never have I evercleared.

    So then what were you doing the first time you drank Mad Dog 20/20? (also what flavor was it?)
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    what were you doing the first time you ever drank Everclear?

    Never have I evercleared.

    So then what were you doing the first time you drank Mad Dog 20/20? (also what flavor was it?)

    Never had that either.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    what were you doing the first time you ever drank Everclear?

    Never have I evercleared.

    So then what were you doing the first time you drank Mad Dog 20/20? (also what flavor was it?)

    Never had that either.

    Goldschlager?
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    So east or west coast rap- gotta pick one right?
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    What is the worst thing that somebody has walked in on you doing? (Having sex (with a partner or by yourself) does not count because that is not necessary a bad thing.)
  • mbiss1971
    mbiss1971 Posts: 1 Member
    Lol
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Mean_Spice wrote: »
    What is the worst thing that somebody has walked in on you doing? (Having sex (with a partner or by yourself) does not count because that is not necessary a bad thing.)

    After I gave birth to my 2nd daughter, the visitors in the hospital were non stop. Finally had a break in the action and the nurse was removing my catheter when about 20 people decided to barge in. Including my husband's co-workers and my father-in-law.
  • What terrible deformity are you hiding under the winter cap in your avatar? ...Horns? ...Antennae?! ...Are you one of our new alien overlords? If so, I for one, would like to welcome you.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    What terrible deformity are you hiding under the winter cap in your avatar? ...Horns? ...Antennae?! ...Are you one of our new alien overlords? If so, I for one, would like to welcome you.

    Just big poofy naturally curly hair.
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  • Why is a group of crows called a murder?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Why is a group of crows called a murder?

    Idk, but fun fact about me....I'm afraid of birds. Especially crows.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    How much sawdust can you put into a Rice Krispie Treat before people start to notice?
  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
    What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (hint: this is a trick question)
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Mean_Spice wrote: »
    What is the average air speed velocity of a laden swallow? (hint: this is a trick question)

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  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Now PG-13 is in town - is it still in Russ you trust or is it now in pg-13 you trust - you know with 3 secs left and one shot wins the game
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Now PG-13 is in town - is it still in Russ you trust or is it now in pg-13 you trust - you know with 3 secs left and one shot wins the game

    This season, PG is more clutch. But they've been killing me so far. 😠
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How much sawdust can you put into a Rice Krispie Treat before people start to notice?


    @cee134


    trick question.

    ..... is it Pine or Maple sawdust?



    (and please don't act like they're the same; we're on to you.)