What’s your drama?
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So a guy I dated the summer before last wants another shot with me. He's the last guy I actually had any kind of feelings for and it sucked when it ended, but it was for the best and we've remained friendly.
But....he just split with crazy chick he was with. Like a few weeks ago. Oh and they have a baby. And he had been living with her and they were engaged. When he asked me if he could have another chance I went into panic mode. He swears I'm not a rebound, that he made the worst mistake ever and should have been with me this whole time blah blah blah. So basically I've been completely distant with him the last few days since he asked me and he doesnt understand why.
I think I'm just meant to be alone.8 -
My wife promises to scratch the eyes out of any gal who admires my butt or beard.
Unfortunately, there's been no related drama.5 -
I think I would actually need to have a life to have drama....oh wait never mind I still got some....dammit 😣 thought there was one advantage to being boring....nope😒3
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »I poked holes in all my condoms
You put condoms on turkey basters?
Weird flex, but ok.3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »So a guy I dated the summer before last wants another shot with me. He's the last guy I actually had any kind of feelings for and it sucked when it ended, but it was for the best and we've remained friendly.
But....he just split with crazy chick he was with. Like a few weeks ago. Oh and they have a baby. And he had been living with her and they were engaged. When he asked me if he could have another chance I went into panic mode. He swears I'm not a rebound, that he made the worst mistake ever and should have been with me this whole time blah blah blah. So basically I've been completely distant with him the last few days since he asked me and he doesnt understand why.
I think I'm just meant to be alone.
You're meant to be happy pretty chica!💗🤗👍0 -
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Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.12 -
Currently, my 3rd day of sharing a hospital room with a person that chews too loud and snores when she sleeps. I may throw a slipper at her tonight, or something bigger...and harder.5
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_FallenAngel_ wrote: »...or something bigger...and harder.
Hi there.3 -
Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.1 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »...or something bigger...and harder.
Hi there.
Perv
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Currently, my 3rd day of sharing a hospital room with a person that chews too loud and snores when she sleeps. I may throw a slipper at her tonight, or something bigger...and harder.
you mean like a boot?
That could work! I was thinking more like a food tray but I'll see what kind of mood I'm in later.1 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »_FallenAngel_ wrote: »...or something bigger...and harder.
Hi there.
Perv_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Currently, my 3rd day of sharing a hospital room with a person that chews too loud and snores when she sleeps. I may throw a slipper at her tonight, or something bigger...and harder.
you mean like a boot?
That could work! I was thinking more like a food tray but I'll see what kind of mood I'm in later.
You rang?0 -
Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
Back off. I already licked her and claimed her for my own.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
If i had a dollar for every time I’ve been person E on mfp, i could finally afford the boob job that upgrades me to person D(D)5 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
If i had a dollar for every time I’ve been person E on mfp, i could finally afford the boob job that upgrades me to person D(D)
I know, baby. I know.0 -
Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
Took me a min to figure out that LDR meant long distance relationship.
I kept thinking, why is there so much canoodling in the labor and delivery rooms??1 -
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so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around6 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »My drama is all these menssses trying to get with me.
Just kidding, not a single one.
Menses? :huh:
Yes...plural for mens. Duh...
Actually...
men·ses
/ˈmensēz/Submit
noun
blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.4 -
so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".2 -
Honestly? The closest I get to drama is I don't like my job anymore, my mental health is pretty low right now, and I am sick and tired of roommates. No real drama, just complaints.0
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RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe4 -
caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank3 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
#pipedown #internetbulliesontheinternet4 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
I pronounce it "zee"
Eh B C D...4 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
I pronounce it "zee"
Eh B C D...
But what about W?2
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