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Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.1 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »...or something bigger...and harder.
Hi there.
Perv
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Currently, my 3rd day of sharing a hospital room with a person that chews too loud and snores when she sleeps. I may throw a slipper at her tonight, or something bigger...and harder.
you mean like a boot?
That could work! I was thinking more like a food tray but I'll see what kind of mood I'm in later.1 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »_FallenAngel_ wrote: »...or something bigger...and harder.
Hi there.
Perv_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Currently, my 3rd day of sharing a hospital room with a person that chews too loud and snores when she sleeps. I may throw a slipper at her tonight, or something bigger...and harder.
you mean like a boot?
That could work! I was thinking more like a food tray but I'll see what kind of mood I'm in later.
You rang?0 -
Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
Back off. I already licked her and claimed her for my own.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
If i had a dollar for every time I’ve been person E on mfp, i could finally afford the boob job that upgrades me to person D(D)5 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.
Right? This is just the same old mfp song and dance
Oh really, Person E?
If i had a dollar for every time I’ve been person E on mfp, i could finally afford the boob job that upgrades me to person D(D)
I know, baby. I know.0 -
Ok, so I got this all second or third hand, buuuuuut...
It seems that Person A was canoodling in an LDR with Person B who was also canoodling in a few other LDRs and even IRL with Persons C, D, E and F, respectively. Now, Persons A, D and F are all married (not to each other). Supposedly Person B was single, but it turns out that there is a spouse and multiple children. Person C went apescat when they found out that Person B was not exclusive with them and shared some scintillating video footage with a secret MFP group.
Person A left their spouse and showed up in Person B's town - serious google skills there - and made a HUGE scene.
Person D contacted Person A's spouse and offered a FWB proposal and got rejected.
Person F left MFP, deactivated their IG and went dark.
Person B? Still on MFP claiming victim status and hooking up, allegedly, with Persons G and H.
Took me a min to figure out that LDR meant long distance relationship.
I kept thinking, why is there so much canoodling in the labor and delivery rooms??1 -
so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around6 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »My drama is all these menssses trying to get with me.
Just kidding, not a single one.
Menses? :huh:
Yes...plural for mens. Duh...
Actually...
men·ses
/ˈmensēz/Submit
noun
blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.4 -
so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".2 -
Honestly? The closest I get to drama is I don't like my job anymore, my mental health is pretty low right now, and I am sick and tired of roommates. No real drama, just complaints.0
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RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe4 -
caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank3 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
#pipedown #internetbulliesontheinternet4 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
I pronounce it "zee"
Eh B C D...4 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »so there i was, finally deciding to get married again, to another one of these so-called "canadians"
i was so happy
tons of maple syrup, goofy currency, weird milk pouring devices and plaid shirts were gonna be in my future
everything was just PERFECT
right up until I asked her to pronounce the last letter of the alphabet.
you can imagine my surprise when she said "zee"
stay safe out there guys, lot of can-fish floating around
Not all Canadians pronounce it "zed".
Only the real ones
#staysafe
#hashtagsdontworkherehank
I pronounce it "zee"
Eh B C D...
But what about W?2
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