We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    She insisted that every good romcom included her pooping the bed.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He wouldn't show me his face. He said physical appearances were secondary to an intellectual connection, so he taped words on his face all the time.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was intellectually incompetent
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He thought he was intellectually superior to everyone because he was able to pass the 3rd grade in only 4 tries.
  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
    She was more into sheep
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She wanted me to pretend I was a woman
  • _Richard_Cranium
    _Richard_Cranium Posts: 31 Member
    edited January 2019
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  • varshatr
    varshatr Posts: 6 Member
    Long distance
  • _Richard_Cranium
    _Richard_Cranium Posts: 31 Member
    edited January 2019
    varshatr wrote: »
    Long distance

    yeah that doesn't work :/
    It's like having an invisible friend around. You go out with your friends and end up being that person who is constantly on the phone while your friends are having a good time.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He kept forgetting my name.
  • ParadigmShift82
    ParadigmShift82 Posts: 179 Member
    He kept forgetting his own name
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He had too many aliases...never found out his real name
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He got a tattoo of my face on his butt after our first date
  • ParadigmShift82
    ParadigmShift82 Posts: 179 Member
    She got a tattoo of my butt on her lower back after our first date. It was an awkward discovery.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He called out someone else's name in our special moments
  • _Richard_Cranium
    _Richard_Cranium Posts: 31 Member
    edited January 2019
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He called out someone else's name in our special moments

    :o

    How does this game work? do we pretend we broke up with the profile above?

    She had seizures. It got to be really weird during our special moments.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    _Richard_Cranium wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He called out someone else's name in our special moments

    :o

    How does this game work? do we pretend we broke up with the profile above?

    She had seizures. It got to be really weird during our special moments.

    Yes that's it..

    You said my seizures added spice to our special moments 😁

    He ran away with the neighbour 😔 I never saw that coming
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She could never anticipate my needs
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    He flirted with the neighbor
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He couldn't appreciate the art form of selfies
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She wouldn't stop taking selfies...at dinner, in the car, on the toilet...everywhere
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He complained about me taking selfies but took more than I did
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She heard it was going to snow and got groceries but no beer for me
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    I bought beer but drank it on the way home, I knew he wouldn't share
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't take her drunk @$$ back to the store in the snow to get me beer.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was too lazy to get his own beer, and he knows he loved my drunk @$$
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She gps'ed my phone. I couldn't even stop for beer without her calling and asking me to pick her up some and tampons too. I mean come on thats not going to be a fun night.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He kept practicing his sleeper holds on me
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like it rough. Come on spice things up a bit.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    His idea of spice was putting salt on his popcorn.

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