The Truth about Women..........is..........

you cant handle the truth.....................................They want the samt thing you do!:devil:

Sex
love
money
and emotional support!

Now this right here is the truth!

just in a different order of importance

that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

I'm due for mine...

it's not half as complicated as men make it- if you'd just act straight instead of making everything a game/competition you might find this out

I like that, thanks. I'll stop with the fairy tales of romance and scratch my *kitten* and let it all hang out next time.

yeap

truthfully we want the truth when we ask you questions ( as long as we agree with your truth). Also we ask double sworded questions that basically make you screwed no matter what you say..

eg: girl: do these jeans make my butt look fat
guy: you look great

girl: that doesn't answer my question
guy: I love the way those jeans make your butt look
girl: you;re just saying that...


the best way to handle this type of question would be turn around to gaze at her butt grab her by the arms, kiss her passionately, tell her how hot she is.... she will be impressed at how sexy and in charge you are and the question is now forgotten...! lol

maybe not all women are like the above example but we have all had those moments at least once! lol

that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

I'm due for mine...

Just say when! lol

the truth that women wants is that they want a nice guy.. but a total bad *kitten*..
a jerk yet not a jerk.

they want to be treated like a princess too.

speak for yourself....... i prefer to NOT want a jerk in any kind of weird way...................

They have a vagina....

Most have boobs some big some small some in between

mmm thats about all i can help you with......oh an apparently there is nipple confusion on some women also....but this is yet to be confirmed

Nipple confusion???

that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

I'm due for mine...

Just say when! lol

When!

I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

that we all just need a good spanking once in a while.

I'm due for mine...

Just say when! lol

When!

I'm on my way!!! If only I knew where to go. lol

Wait....are you a Michigan fan?

Honestly, I don't think we're all that different than men. People play WAY too many games, male and female. Here's my list. If I can check all, we're golden.

Sexual chemistry? check.
More sexual chemistry? another check.

For me, attraction other than sexual is all mental stimulation. I don't have to agree with you or like the same things you do. In fact, I like it better if we like some of the same things but have interests that have nothing to do with each other. I need time away from you and you need time away from me! It's healthy.

If you challenge me and you don't mind if I challenge you (read: don't get intimidated by a woman with an opinion), it keeps things interesting.

Oh, all that and what yummy said ;-)

PERFECT !

Oh, forgot to mention he must play golf or have some other very time-consuming hobby. I need my alone time too! ;-)

Golf? No. Cars and motorcycles take up a lot of my time!

I do not want a jerk in any ways!!! I do not want ot be treated like a princess. I just want to be able to trust you and that I am important for you. I do not need to spend every moment together, just to know that you like to spend time with me.
I will go to the end of the world to satisfy your needs, if mine are also met. I nice sincere compliment will give you brownie points and I won't have to fish for compliments and make myself appear needy, Take 30 second to ask about my day or how I feel and listen to my answer and I won't whine that you do not listen to me.

Well I would try to tell you, but I don't have a sandwich in my hand to keep your full attention.

Freckles got jokes = )

Are you sure there is room for a sandwich in your hand while you are shoe shopping??? = P